♥Catman :D

stand

2009-02-18T17:04:00.002+08:00

why? i shouldn't cry. but..
no, i'm not sad.. i'm utterly disappointed..
you have no rights.
guess i was the only one who listened during ME.
no. you don't deserve any mercy.
you don't deserve anthing of me.
so now, you're free to say anything you want.
go ahead.
i don't wna have anything to do with you.

you; the people who knows who they are.
yep. i know.
now get out of my life.
i'm utterly disgraced at your actions.
such lowly life people.
don't deserve any sympathy.
now get lost.

Revival

2009-01-30T17:37:00.002+08:00

What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Personality Your best quality is your personality! People like you because you are an all around good person. You have good manners and values. You also like to express your personal style and interests.
Out-Going
Loving
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Ambitious
What's Your Best Quality? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Oh i see, i'm not ambitious enough.
Yeah i know.

And i know something too!
i so long never post le!!
and Gerald still say i very free.
Anyways,
i rather post the class timetable on my blog lor.
save time ma.
heh.

well then
short one.
try th quiz ok?

oh no!

2009-01-17T09:29:00.002+08:00

sorry for not posting sooo long.
neen busy with school and facebook.. (like that's even legal)
heh :D

okay.
the good news is i've got my new phone.
the bad news is.. i can't use it!
the thingy switch spoiled!!!!!!
-cries-

but at least i'm gna change it TODAY
-wipes tears-
anws...
i'm gna order class tees on monday so no backing out 2I2!!!

bye

happy day happy day

2009-01-07T18:37:00.002+08:00

well well well
I'M GONNA GET A NEW PHONE!
heh.

went on a "date" w melc today
so little time lo!!!!
stupid principal talk a whole lot of crap.
let us stay back for 1/2 hour late!
bloddy ****!!@@@%^%^#@#&@^($$@&*^)&^)*&^!#*&
ok, enough bout her.

first stop was top up station,
then it was popular.
bought ruler and refills.

then ntuc.
melc bought pink dolphin.
then i saw cheap water!!!
40cents only leh!!!!
i ended up w cat food! :D

then library.
collected my MASQUERADE :D
so scary lo the video
i ask melc watch that.
they kill chickens and pork!!!

well, i concluded that chicken are tooo
IRRESISTIBLE
not to eat,
eg. KFC!!!!!
so yeah i guess i'll just stick to avoiding pork
(:

then had to detour all the way back to JE interchange
cos my "date" wanted sushi..
-.-"
took 98 and voila!
sooo tired..
i'm hungry.

but i'm getting a new phone!

starts!

2009-01-05T15:00:00.002+08:00

heyo! i think i'm back to blogging.
as i speak(type), an indian funeral is like going on.
so scary!
-shudders-

today was quite okay.
ended up sitting w Jordan.
so irritating.

well, homework is not done like,
COMPLETELY.
-.-

went to buy cheese fries w eunuch
oh please he so dumb.
198 faster than 335 lor!!
-points points-

okay.
i go pet society le.
bye.
:D

new year, new day, old friends

2009-01-02T16:01:00.002+08:00

hey people!
due to a small demand of people, i mean person, i shall update.

first day of school was okay.
was being accompanied to school :D
thanks (:
woke up early lo!
no need wake up call ok!
-prouds-

i didn't really finish my homework,
Thank God its FRIDAY!
yeah baby!
ok ok.
camp was great...

i so miss sleeping nxt to brenda.
haha. dont think so much lah
heh.
i shall got pet society now.
tralalal!

:D

2008-12-22T08:44:00.002+08:00

hello! sorry for not posting for so long.
been busy for a while.
well lets talk about my day.

ytd aft service went for cell outing.
actually it's supposed to be at east coast,
but the weather turned on us.
):
ate at macs.

then decided to play bowling.
caught up w Gerald and suntec.
took 36 to marina.

then cos i didn't wear shoes
and i was wearing a tank top.
so its freezing cold.
then i suggested that me, Julia and Sarah go watch a movie.
dang we ended up watching twilight.. Twice!
so its like i spend 20 bucks on twilight.
)':

so cold so i borrowed a shirt from richie,
zach was like stunned so he threw me his shirt,
i mean, clean shirt.
(not the one he's wearing)

twilight twilight.
then went to foodcourt to meet up w th rest of them.
cos we've watch it before,
all 3 of us kept guessing adverts in the cinema.
which was so funny!
:D

ok. then cabbed home w Lydia and Julia
they dropped me off at west mall outside.
i didn't know got free outdoor movie watching.
so cool lah!
but its kung fu panda..
well better than nothing lah.

well then,
bye (:

zomg!

2008-12-12T09:24:00.002+08:00

*screams*
-catches breathe-
today..
at vivo GV..
can watch twilight...
and IGOR!

zomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm back!

2008-12-10T09:00:00.001+08:00

hey hey hey
i konw long time nvr heard from me
zzz lazy to post pictures.
ytd still jet lag
sleep for 6.5 hrs (from 10-3.30)
good eh.
touchdown round 6.
and recieved 3 msg.
1 from karen
the other 2 people i shall shush.

bye.
see pictures on facebook la.

(:

2008-12-03T12:02:00.001+08:00

*clears throat*

I HAVE 脸本 (facebook)
HAHA!

-flying off to Perth soon-
zoom zoom zoom!

fun quiz!

2008-12-02T13:09:00.004+08:00

RULES: DO THE "LETTER MEME". TAG NO LESS THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE,AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT, INFORMING THEM THAT THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED.THEN COPY THE "HOW-TO" LETTER MEME,AND FINISH YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY.HOW YOU DO THE LETTER MEME:

Dear(the last person who sent you a message)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but___1___I think I realized it____2______3____and I saw you___4___ ___5___.I'm sure you're___6___enough to understand___7___.I'm returning___8___to you,but I'll keep___9___as a memory. You should also know that I___10______11.
___12___,
-your name-

Q1 What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue-our romance is over
Red-our affair is over
White-I'll join the monastery
Black-I dislike you
Green-our horoscope doesn't match
Grey-you are a pervert
Yellow-I'm selling myself
Pink-your nostrils are insulting
Brown-the mafia wants you
No shirt-you're a loser
Other-I'm in love with your sister

Q2 Which is your birth month?
January-that night
February-last year
March-when your dwarf bit me
April-when I tripped on sesame seeds
May-first of May
June-when you put cuffs on me
July-When I threw up
August-when I saw the shrunken head
September-when we skinny dipped
October-when I quoted Santa
November-when your dog ran amok
December-when I changed tennis shoes

Q3 Which food do you prefer?
Tacos-in your apartment
Pizza-in your camping car
Pasta-outside of Chicago
Hamburger-under the bus
Salad-as you ate enchilada
Chicken-in your closet
Kabob-with Paris Hilton
Fish-in women's clothing
Sandwiches-at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna-at the mental hospital
Hot dog-under a state of trance
None of the above-with george bush and his wife

Q4 What's the color of your sock?
Blue-knock out
Red-Insult
White-carve your insults into
Black-ignore
Purple-pour syrup onto
Grey-pull your clothes off
Brown-put leeches on
Orange-castrate
Brown-the mafia wants you
Pink-pull the toupee off
Barefoot-sit on
Other-drive out

Q5 What's your favourite colour?
Black-my best friend
White-my father
Grey-Bill Clinton
Brown-my fart balloon
Purple-my mustard souffle
Red-donald duck
Blue-avocado plant
Yellow-my penpal in Ghana
Orange-my Kid Rock-collection
Pink-Manchester United's goalkeeper
None-my John F. Kennedy-statue
Other-Me

Q6 What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs-Man
O.C-emotional
One Tree Hill-open
Heroes-frostbitten
Lost-high
House-scarred
Simpsons-cowardly
The news-mongolic
Idol-masochistic
Family Guy-senile
Top Model-middle-class
None of the above-ashamed

Q7 What is your mood right now?
Happy-how awful I've felt
Sad-how boring you are
Bored-that santa doesnt exist
Angry-that your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed-that we're cousins
Excited-that there is no solution to this
Nervous-the middle-east
Worried-that your Honda sucks
Apathetic-that I did a sex change
Ashamed-that I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly-that I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous-that I'm open
Other-that Extreme Home Makeover sucks

Q8 What's the colour of the walls in your bedroom?
White-your ring
Yellow-your love letters
Red-your Darth Varder poster
Black-your tame stone
Blue-the couch cushions
Green-the pictures from LA
Orange-your false teeth
Brown-your contact book
Grey-our matching snoopy bibs
Purple-your old lottery coupons
Pink-the cut toenails
Other-your memories from the military service

Q9 The first letter of your name?
A/B-your photo
C/D-the oil stocks
E/F-your neighbour Martin
G/H-my virginity
I/J-the result of your blood sample
K/L-your left ear
M/N-your suicide notes
O/P-my common sense
Q/R-your mom
S/T-your collection of butterflies
U/V-your criminal record
W/X-David's tricot outfits
Y/Z-your grades from college

Q10 The last letter in your name?
A/B-always will remember
C/D-never will forget
E/F-always wanted to break
G/H-never openly mocked
I/J-always have felt dirty before
K/L-will tell the authorities about
M/N-told in my confession today about
O/P-was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R-told my psychiatrist about
S/T-get sick when i think of
U/V-always will try to forget
W/X-am better off without
Y/Z-never liked

Q11 What do you prefer to drink?
Water-our friendship
Beer-senility
Soft drink-a new life as a clone
Soda-the incarnation as an eskimo
Milk-the apartment building
Wine-cocaine abuse
Cider-a passionate interest for mice
Juice-Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water-embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate-eggplant-fetishism
Whisky-to ruin the second world war
Other-to hate the Boston Celtics

Q12 To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand-Warm regards
USA-Best regards
England-Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain-Go and drown yourself
China-Disgusting regards
Japan-go burn
Greece-Your everlasting enemy
Australia-Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt-Fuck off now
France-In pain
Other-Greetings to your freaky family

The letter.

Dear Melc,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton . I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the result of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about cocaine abuse

In Pain,
Jasmine

haha. thanks (:

it's all said and done

2008-12-02T09:59:00.003+08:00

O' heart, please stop tearing
O' mind, please stop waking up
O' eyes, when i shut them, why is it opened to memories again?
O' soul, rest in peace.

Jasmine Phoon,
you always thought you were strong.
You do look strong
but why do people who look strong on the outer
is always the one who has the most burden?
)':
i don't understand.

life goes on.
i dragged my shaged body that stayed awake form 11-2
even reading peanuts won't help.
bolt didn't help much too
neither did four christmases

i'll face up to you
and return all back
thank you & sorry
i promise i won't miss you.
that's if, i'm made out of stone.

3 days of my life

2008-11-30T16:12:00.005+08:00

FRIDAY:

saw that spider when walking to JUMBO

Well, let the pictures do the talking.
i went for tepanyaki w my parents after work.
i'll be narrator so no worries (:

My empty and clean plate, waiting to be served

as you can see chef is cooking my salmon,
and venison too

Well well, my first dish on the plate
VENISON (:
*smacks lips*

hmm here is when he's putting the food on th plate
either cos of the smoke or he was too fast -.-

My dinner.
that's not all!
cos i was too busy eating.
haha! (:

i'm done!
i know still have a loads lf
too much rice :P
but the soup is gone k?
remaining left on plate is the
GARLIC!

this is their so called 'on the house' desert
sigh. cheapskate.

v funny lo the chef!
he see me eat so slowly,
ask me eat slower.
so he no need to immediately cook again
(if you know what i mean)
well, halfway i was eating i looked up,
saw him clutching his chest.
i stunned lo! (o.o)!!

chef: wah cook until heart attach seh
us: -laughs-

another one:
chef: 小妹妹 eat slowly horh
me: huh? oh ok.
dad: cos he don't wna cook, need rest.
me: -snickers-

nice view (:

SATURDAY:

hmm, movied w lydia.
watch winx club! :D
so happy!
came home,
danced,
came home.

TODAY (NOW):

blogging.
went to church,
didn't print enough bulletins.
)':
off to shower.
bought camera and hoodie!
imma happy pig
-oinks-

TOMORROW:

movie w baby!
i intend to watch BOLT 3D and four christmases.
both in a day!
baby say no money ):
please?
*puppy eyes*

bye(:
3 more days to perth
i'll miss you ):

i won freecell 4 times! (:
yay!

sorry

2008-11-27T12:23:00.002+08:00

hey now having lunch.
so just make a quick post.

hippo, so sorry bout what happened on tuesday
you'd still be going to camp right ?
):
so so sorry

funny day in a funny way

2008-11-25T09:26:00.002+08:00

hello everybody (:

we shall start the day with some funnies.

what ! -.-(!!)

Does Islam mean peace ? o.O

Well it TURNS OUT that today i have NO WORK !

so i don't have to report.

ok, to-that-someone out there

you chose the wrong timing

(: but its ok,

i'm not angry at you.

do you know that NZ is just above AUS ?

cool..

haha..

*laughs heartily*

i'm not sure if i should go out today.

): ask eunuch if he's free.

toodles

Quiz

2008-11-24T08:51:00.003+08:00

a quiz from regine

1. Name
Jasmine
2. Nickname
Jas ? -.-
3. Gender
Female.
4. Age
13.
5. High school
Fuhua
6. Height
taller than short ass people
7. Do you like yourself?
hmm..i love myself
8. Hair
Black.
9. Skin
tan ? haha
10. What am i doing now?
the quiz ?
11. What will you do 1 hour later?
check for perth's weather
12. What will you do 10 years later?
get married. haha
13. You found your other half?
-.-
14. If yes, who is she or he?
:B
15. If no, who will it be?
aye, mind your business
16. How many times have you been dated?
grr
17. Ever been wooed before?
*nods*
18. Ever woo anyone before?
*nods*
happy ??!!
19. Did anything wrong to your other half?
huh ?
20. Are you straight/Lesbo/gay?
Straight.
21. Resons why you love your other half.
hmmm
22. You and your other half are at which stage?
-blank-
23. The enemy you hate the most.
ah ha ! Satan
24. Your most beautiful girlfriend.
hmm.. all also chio la
25. Your custest guy friend.
hmm.. must be careful what i say
26. Your bestfriend backstabs you?
ask why
27. Hugs or kisses?
hugs please
28. Always late for school?
not always, is almost always nearly late
29. You always do ALL your homework?
i don't bother
30. People you wanna pass this quiz to:
anyone who wna do this quiz

phew.
end of quiz. zzzz

Marty ! (:

2008-11-23T19:11:00.003+08:00

Here are some outdated pictures to start with :

This is Marty trying to have a go and my sandwich. He can never resist such good food. Look at his poor face. Awwww..

hello (:
today was quite some day.
i felt terribly tired.
met my cousins and played w the young ones.
The older ones leh.. also play w them lo. haha

Cell was ok. sermon was ok.
hmm.. i'm going to perth soon.. ): & (:
sigh sigh
oh yeah ! my cousin has moto-moto
then i told her i have
marty, gloria, melman, skipper and the monkey
heheh

i didn't know NZ was near Aust..
i rly didn't know..
sorry ):

Now my dad watch th mummy
must i watch ? haha.. guess i better go watch la
I wna watch Bolt, Igor, Twilight and Winx club !
Well, i'm watching bolt w hippo
Igor i not sure
Twilight w Zoe, Joshua, hopefully regine and mayb peter.
Regine watch Beverly Hills Chihuahua le !
I wna watch too ! :D

ok. bye (:
CAMPFIRE !

tired and achey

2008-11-21T17:20:00.002+08:00

hello ! i'm quite happy today, but my eyes is like going to sleep mode - _ - zzzz
lydia say she can go watch winx club w me ! on 29 nov ! (:
*grins grins*
lucky ass that peter
he's girl-friend (not gf la) drag him go watch winx club
while i work my head out :@ grr
but at least he offered to help (lucky..)
stick the envelopes until neck pain seh
after posting, i shall drag myself downstairs to the office
and i shall plop myself on the sofa.
*taking a snooze* zzz -.-

now sucking on a lolly tht lydia gave me (:
finally done w th paper stuff
-tired fingers-
i got marty today ! all thanks to hippo (:
so now i have th monkey, marty, gloria, melman and skipper
for all those who don't know who skipper is
it's the penguin which says
"fold here and here. nice"

bye

madagascar !

2008-11-18T09:36:00.003+08:00

Hello (: went to watch MADAGASCAR 2 ytd :D
yep yep hippo, Gloria and melman. i didn't know ! so smart you.
went off to vivo GV max to watch.
before that i ate fish soup noodles, way better than hippo's java meal.
more expensive and more awful. haha !
*forces soup down hippo's throat*
then bought tickets
used all my strength to get hippo's ass into the pet shop.
^^

稻香 is nice but the singer is not. haha !
(random)
then after lunch went to 7-11
hippo was obsessed w car mags.
then nxt to th magazine racks were some protection
which made me laugh ><
bought slurpee ($2)
then they got give free ez link sticker.
then hippo so funny, ask the aunty for another one.
to my surprise she gave him.
same as mine (:
now he claims to be an aunty killer
-.-

hippo !
(:
bolt, ee-gor kay kay ?
work hard !
:3

ok. zoe asked me to report for work at 11.30
so now just slack slack at home..
BORED
):
i'm scared of rowie.. v scared
*shuders*

slained

fuhua open house !

2008-11-15T17:36:00.002+08:00

hello (: i'm v tired but happy today :D lets see.. today i woke up at 6.55am and Jermine asked me to meet her and shihan at macs (: v long nvr see them le leh (: though.. the time flies fast when you're having fun.

We then proceed to buy bread and walked back to school to set up our stall. All the equipments were brought. Shocking ! Damien's oven is like so freaking old and dirty. Even when jiun yieu tries to clean it also v v scary xD ! (Ok, Jiun Yieu is pain in the neck)

We sold choco fondue and choco toast. Business was brisk in the morning (: (which was beneficial to us though it was v v rushy :P) my parents came to buy my textbooks for nxt yr then both of them came over to the table and showed their faces -.- lol (not that bad right ?)

Ok summary ! Bought fish, helped people catch fish, dropped fish, catch fish, fed fish, took and scared people w dead fish.. well yeah and ate choco mashmallows. Cos i was so hungry, i bought a lot of sausages >< paiseh leh, eat so many sticks. i think bout. (too many le) cant count ): but it was soft and easy to digest !~

Melc and Meixin weere performing so they came a bit earlier (though jerrold came later). I rly wna see them in their CO costume lo. And yes melc, i promise i will bring to farmart some time this coming week mayb on a monday if you're free k ? Try and ask other people to go, yea ? More the Merrier ! (hope you're reading this, please tag)

OKay, Mrs Yan wore damn sexy seh. (me eyecandy, kidding !) chio leh, then she say thank you to me, jermine and shihan.. waseh.. 迷住了 hehs hehs ^^

this should be the end. Gaah ! My lehs are like so ache ! When contract it also pain.. overdanced ytd le ): new steps, almost finish the whole routine and nxt week have to learn a new one, so in total we're dancing two different routines.. WOAH !

enjoyed today (:

slained

HI :D

2008-11-13T11:02:00.004+08:00

WALL.E VCD COME OUT LE ! ZOMG ! MUST WATCH MUST WATCH ! hehs getting too happy le :) so now must buy indy, wall.e, and.. watch MADAGASCAR

Sigh, the date is like so wrong ! today is the official opening of madagascar 2: escape to Africa ! *i like to move it move it, pig dances to th tune that King julian sang*

ytd went to eat happy meal with hippo and got a hippo ! today hippo returned gloria to me cos i left it with him :) good hippo *pats*

now zoe say she want clothes. sigh sigh.. well, just finished powerpoint so i now can do a quick post while boss is not in. muahahah ! a stupid animal which doesn't know how to appreciate the pleasures of soup tasting. LOUSY !

well well, lets enjoy some of th funny pictures as taken from photobucket. what a BIG bucket :)

Haha ! Barack Obama (Broc Obama) say it quickly ! it does sound simliar :D cool !

ROARS ! The reason why also the car have bird shit de. hehs. nice one pigeons. *salutes* but horh, must really learn to control shit sometimes. Bird have constpation is quite good lo. but don't never shit for v long la, cos later burst then even worse. blood and shit. xD harder to clean up the mess.

slained :D

FUNNY !

2008-11-11T15:57:00.003+08:00

hello people ! :D i'm busy busy busy nowadays. okay... i said that in th previous post la. sorry -.- anws, now using office com (as usual) while zoe and hannah are socialising w poddy.. (he seems scared.. cos usually is always he sing to me de, now sing to other people v not used to it) and idk what are those two laughing about.

Just finished stacking papers. i did it w rhythm and style, add a little dance moooves here and there, swift and super :D

well just now Aunty Karen passed to me th paper for th perth farmstay ! :D kinda excited that i finally can sleep in a pen w my own kind ! :D pigs rule and thats why i'm staying away from pork as far as i can.. (unless its the Beach Rd th ba chor mee... then that is exceptional. its too nice !)

see the value of pork ! nice, but poor them that they have to be tortured even before th farmers slaughter them ! >:( screw those ass farmers.. pigs have pig rites too k ?

ok ok.. enough of my kind.. lets end this post w a picture.

ok, lets change th SUE to JASMINE. and that's all. TA-DA ! :D

slained

busy holiday

2008-11-08T13:45:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone.. seems like no one comes here even if i blog so it doesn't make much difference

Well, nowadays i've been quite busy due to work and dance and church stuff and tuition.. many many more that i can't even remember. well work was very meaningful. I thought today we're going to east coast but it turn out that Rowe was v busy so it was cancelled and i started working.

I call myself, Zoe's secretary. ok, now must erase pencil marks le. :D mmm.. dance ytd was rly rly tedious and tiring. but yeah, half th time we're watching video clips so yeah. More moves = more practice which requires attitude and more brain and manpower. -.- hehs. sorry if that's kinda lame.

Okay, just a short post, though it isn't very entertaining as you can see. i'm sorry but due to funny feeling, i'm out of humor... hehs... when i recover (which wld be soon) there would be more info on BARBIE and th diamond castle. songs would be provided too. While stocks last :)

slained

Revival

2008-11-07T18:26:00.003+08:00

hello people, i'm finally back :) anws, this keyboard v hard to type leh (zoe i know you're reading this) well well, due to malfunction of modem, i don't have any access to the internet. :P so that's the cause of no more visiting to my blog :'(

just watched quantum of solace :) its nice. (though some people don't fancy it)

ta-da ! walked v long, hand in hand, leg is crying :( well, accompanied hippo and john to starhub interview. then is like that golden mile there damn scary can ? played lumines block (its for geniuses who knows their stuff) haha ! :)

ok ok, finally found a job. which is like so nice :D hippo and john got a job too ! supposed to sell starhub stuff (obviously) (this keyboard is seriously hard to type !) ok tags replied, fast too, since not many people came to tag. NOW my blog is private...hmm... listen to pardner (hints hints)

slained

barbie facts

2008-10-30T12:09:00.005+08:00

hmm hello people. :) today i share with you facts i've found about barbie. let me explain to you one by one. please be patient. thank you for your co-operation.

As you can see in the first picture :

(click to enlarge)

Barbie's waist has been widen. The only reason i can think of why it is widen is because Barbies have to give birth to many other Barbies so thus their waist widens. Makes sense ?

Next:

As you can see it's a very famous track "Barbie Girl" by Aqua. Apparently i think they have something against Mattel & Barbie so they created such a sadist song which got them into a 50 year lawsuit with Mattel. Serves them right. (neh neh)

Barbie's full name is Barbara 'Barbie' Millicent Roberts. o.o what a long name.

Well as all normal human beings, we have parents, not to mention Barbie too :D

Her parents are George & Margaret Roberts.
Click here to see a list of Barbie's mates
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barbie%27s_friends_and_family

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hsm3 fun day

2008-10-29T08:36:00.008+08:00

hello :D ytd hsm3 was fun fun fun ! dk why i was like super high then i thought of making fun of every movie board i see. look at this. i was pretending to kiss Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron was like about to kill me, cept he hid his killer eyes -.- get the joke ? killer eyes.. roars !

*muahhs Vanessa, Zac gets jealous and says "get off my girl !"*

i seriously need to get a life. i was so bored i didn't know what i was doing in this photo !

lucky it was blurred, if not sure laugh de.

look how long th ticket strip is.

Well, me feel proud that Jared placed the ticket bunch in my hands. Wow i'm so.. useful ? hehs. BIG responsibility people :D The tickets were so long that one picture can't take it all, unless aerial view la (means stand on top like spiderman and take la).

my subway :X yum

Then damn funny. After Subway lunch (i ate a 6-inch thingy and was v v full) baby 1 foot long also asking for more. hippo's appetite ah you -.- On the way to GV, i was walking w Cheryl then i saw something which caught my eye. let's take a look .

funny little boy.. -.-

Wth is this boy doing lying on th floor ? Mayb th floor more cooling.. -.- lol ! apparently he's playing w his trucks upside down. Wow, precious moments leh, cheryl started to laugh too :D

ugh then when we enter th theatre is like we are so distracting. The cons of gong out in a group. D: well then later Jared don't know for what reason kick my chair. Tryin to get my attention isit ? yeah noted subway guy :)

presenting *drum roll* zach !

After movie, that guy was posing w one of th maiqueens (dk how to spell) outside the makeup shop. -.- funny guy that zach.

then today in th morning idk why but i rly rly miss baby so i ask him to come over to my house. so early he still come :D sweet la :-* then so fast gtg.. -.- why am i telling you all these ? nehmind.

I'M CRAVING FOR HOTCAKES !
baby *winks winks hints hints* hotcakes ! grr. :@ hahs

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elmo's world

2008-10-28T09:37:00.005+08:00

early in the morning, and yes i woke up watching elmo's world :D on okto. Mr noodle ! ><>

slacking reading twilight saga

watching okto

practicing dance

outing to the zoo to drag hippo out from there

sms life

o.o now okto got "Barbie and the Diamond Castle" -.- i'm not going to watch la. Barbie is boring :B i torture barbie :D

ytd was deepavali, went out w family to farmart :) i tried th fish spa ! so fun luhh ! ^^ the fish nibble nibble suck suck very nice feeling. 舒服 leh <(+(oo)+)> *dazzled* then proceeded to.. Qian Hu Fishfarm. There also have fish spa leh, some more more worth it. :'( i wna try again la !

Then drove to Hay's for goat milk. ugh ! go there no milk to buy lo, onl left those big bottles and it's not chocolate ! D: so yeah went to the barn to visit kids(young of goats in case you don't know) and billy goats (as named by my dad) I think my dad is danm cute lo. cos there was a goat standing and leaning against th fence (as tall as me) then my dad go play like fishing with it. Take the food then put high high, then put the food up down up down the goat so dumb go follow ! See how cute my dad is :D

then hungry of course go eat la, went to bistro's to eat. then there got dogs ! ^o^ yeah ! then one retriever so cute, he guide me the way lo, then keep sniffing me -.- but nehmind :D scratched his head and a little pat was rewarded, which sent him trotting off to don't know where.

sat down and those bloody waiters/waiteress made me bloddy pissing so i read new moon to suppress my anger. ordered float for me, muffin and coffee for dad. i share float w mom. the onion rings was.. umm.. :X then later rained heavily. i don't get my parents. they say the water very nice, so they didn't wna move their asses. -.- so i read lo. so windy :( me scared of cold.

okay. later gna watch hsm 3 ;D yay yay ! then later going to have a hike frm Jurong east to Jurong west -.- my poor trotters :'(

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busy hazard

2008-10-24T09:49:00.002+08:00

i wna watch ♥ *smiles*

hmm saw someth early in th morning which seriously shocked me -.- i was trying to wonder how bad his eyesight was to even.. ugh i have a pretty good reason.

ytd also shock. cos while using poddy peter go crack his neck, like someth break lidat, which made me and shuya jumped. -.- idk why but i was like stunned then he go nudge and said sorry (in a peanut way lols -.-) weirdest thing i aso said sorry -.o

well well ! now on high mode le ! later meeting up w shingying at her condo bustop for book meeting. hmm long time nvr see her le, wonder if she's changed. Kind soul la you dear. :) i don't wat pork so won't have char siew sauce de k ? i promise ! *crosses fingers* i'll take extra extra good good care :) gosh !

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dance & winx club !

2008-10-23T17:16:00.002+08:00

last day of school ! :D

hmm, not bad, though deeparaya and th freaking speech sucked. the funny thing is when mr teo announced all of the ccas, he pronounced "photography" club as in "pornography" club ! really lo ! then is like jinyao sitting behind me keep laughing -.-

well, after that sms during th performance, decided to go for dance w peter and zoe :D rushed home w junyi but he pang seh me last min -.- grr but nehmind ;)

then changed, brought clothes for zoe, bought bubble tea :) no lunch k ? cos how to dance w an empty stomach leh ? :) so we met up at church peter was last to come (slowy ass) then walked to parkview. my shoe was muddy so i picked up a stick to scrape out th mud :P conserving th earth k ? better than use paper. (zoe's some more, still have to pay 10 cents for it)

danced danced chat chat laughed laughed socialise socialised crapped crapped teached teached shared shared ! gosh i'm repeating everyth twice ! :D tired fingers xD but made a new fren shuya ! :D she's peter's fren. dang dang she has no taste dear. (nahs joking) she in JJC ! so goooood !

k k, end of post. now off to chat and send videos. :D and to get th song too :D

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o.o bored

2008-10-22T09:11:00.003+08:00

e-learning i also don;t know what to do,
science i don't feel like doing cos very boring de D:
still, i think i hardworking a bit, just do and siam ba :)
SCREW E-LEARNING but yeah no school but but but but...
*sigh* shoulder slumps, drops to floor, sleeps. zzz *snore snore*
k k, go do e-learning le. then later of to hot-shoting,
but first, watch finish redline. ahhh.. :D

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trailer time !

2008-10-21T13:20:00.002+08:00

here's twilight's trailer.

and for harry potter fans, The half-blood prince trailer.

Gosh ! Quantum Of Solace ! 007 ! Zomg zomg zomg ! *pig faints due to many many nice movies*

And and the house bunnny ! Just watched :D *pig smiles widely*

Fast & Furious Summer 2009 :D

i know you'll enjoy it, i just know it :D

300 post ! :D

2008-10-21T09:06:00.008+08:00

hello everybody ! :D today is e-learning day so no school ! <(^(oo)^)> *pig punches the air with trotters* sigh. i don't have the password for the ace-learning shit luhh ! then jordan tell me the letter there can call and ask for help -.- lol ! i still call in the end la. hehs hardworking ma :D

Alex ! sokay if you don;t wna be prefect k ? don't worry or anyth la horh ! :D must smile like this --> <(^(oo)^)> ! hehs in your own duckie way la.

ytd was o level chem paper, today is english. mmm, not my problem ! HSM3 with cell (woots !) and Quantum of Solace with lydia (double woots) *pig in teh midst of dancing hip hop to practice for upcoming show* really ! :D

well, i don't know why i'm saying this. but to all who are my friends. thanks for being my friends. if in anyway i have made you upset, i'm sorry. if in anyway i have made you happy, its a pleasure. and if in anyway i have made you angry, go ahead and vent on me yea ? dang i love you people :D i love you this much : see..

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*grunts*
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emotions and tempo

2008-10-18T10:03:00.004+08:00

Its is now raining on a sunny day, the sun's still bright and shining, but why isit raining ?
come to think of it, is like though its sunny, but in actual, you don't think it would rain, yet it did.
the sun is like when someone may look happy, but in actual, he/she is crying inside, sadness fills.
makes sense yea ?

Why must one hide all their emotions when you can let it all out ?
Now i get it, cos it's you that is feeling, not other people.
So since we're not living alone, we have be considerate and shut up and out.

Wouldn't it be great if all humans are animals ?
Well here's my point, when animals feel angry/sad/happy, they express it freely.
As humans, we can do the same, except the effect is different.
We humans may hurt someone's feelings or upset someone's day.
But animals are, what i think, excused, cos they are wild,
and do not know how to control their emotions,
yet they are still right ! :)

So yeah, about ytd, i'm sorry for being angry/sad cos i'm angry/sad with myself
but i vent it on you people instead.
truckloads of apologies D:
(why am i repeating the same thing over and over again ?)

anyways, ytd went for dance training for church. we're doing two hip hop set of dances. so yeah
it was very very fruitful. and yeah, i was very clumsy at first (whoever heard that pigs can dance please raise up your hands/trots/feets/hooves) so yeah.

then later after much much practice with the help of my dear instructers, wei-an and karen, i'm doing quite well, i'll say. *pigs lifts up head and snout proudly* Mmm, i think i can remember the steps quite well, cept that i need the music when i practice at home ! grr, must get eithe rone of them to send me.

sadly, peter was the only guy D: hehs wei-an said "you know you should treasure this opportunity, many guys would kill of it" <(-(oo)-)> lol. so yeah, then cos we were supposed to throw our hands up with attitude, peter looked gay with his ass stuck out like wei-an said.
<(^(oo)^)> roars !!!!!!

POOR GUY ! so yeah, ended with prayer with him in the lead. Just then, my phone rang even though it was on low batt ! i forget to put silent mode la. <(>(oo)<)> then the pink panther song came.

-edited-
well, just came back from tuition. damn funny lo. kept making cyantwinnie laugh and she keep hitting me. i know i too funny le k ? you don't have to laugh that much with gina. well, what i invented :

DISTURBIA = Don't Interrogate Suckers
That Underestimate Rich Bimbos ; Intention Accepted

PHOON = Please Hate Octopus Ovaries
Now

GEYLANG = Girls Entertain You Losers
And Naked Goose

FANNY = Fucking A New Nanny
Yeah

and cyantwinnie said i was horny and kept poking me D: grr well, i contradicted that i am not by saying i have more knowledge than her, which of course it sort of backfired :P nahs but i also worked k ? it kept her shut (hah !) damn my ring.. i'll tell..

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D: much much disappointment

2008-10-15T16:14:00.003+08:00

D: *sniffs* heyy. my results was, a plunge. my coffins have not arrived yet, but nvm, sooner or later we have to die and say goodbye. (hey it rhymes !) so yeah, i have yet to wirte my will, so i shall begin now before its too late.

lets take a look at my terrible results, (*clears throat* blockquote pls)

EOY results:
English : 44/100
Maths : 49/100 (1 mark more only leh !)
Chinese : 65/100
Geography: 68/100
Science : 69/100
D&T : 68/100

lets sum up : 4 B3s, 2 F8 ? about the 40++ i not sure what grade la. zzz

lets look at my cute cousins to cheer up yeah ?

last time she was afraid of cams, now she's a natural !

well, the older one used to like photos, now she's kind moody. but nehmind
candid are more natural !

i have no idea what this is about. -random-

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:D not disappointed

2008-10-14T15:57:00.004+08:00

hello hello :D let me introduce you in one very 不要脸 video. grr i don't care, you better watch, or i swear i'll bite.

anyways, i got back my first result of the day ! followed by the second in the early afternoon. so science to me, i think i did quite okay. but mdm tay demoralized me by saying that those below the average (71), is considered below the class average. oh what am i talking ? i mean, those under 71 is lousy shit ! so yea. go the point ?

well, d & t was like quite okay. 34/50. which gives a b3. so so far, i have two b3s. wow. lousy. -.-ll maths sure die de. Alex gave me a long lecture but still thanks duckie ! :D i bored bored bored. lets see how boredom can affect me.

Story of the day :
Today i went out for a hunting trip with my dear friend, Hippo. Then we went to catch chickens at Colonel Kentucky's farm. Oh wow, i manged to caught a big one ! Then colonel was so kind enough to help us deep-fry it. wow ! it's trotters licking good ! (cos as a pig and hippo, no fingers). :D
Hippo had the drumstick part, i had th fillet. Colonel took the head and legs and gobbled it. We then had a pool of acid. i drained the whole pool with a big plunge, o.o it was icy cold ! so i jumped out into a pool of mud. Hippo was a party pooper, doesn't like mud. Grr.
Anyways, then we trotted back home. As i was the smartest of all my other 2 pig brothers, i lived in a house of cement, so that the BIG, BAD WOLF won't come and HUFF AND PUFF and blow my house down. i know i'm smart ! :D thanks.

A is for ♥♥♥
B is bunny ! house bunny's a bimbo.
C is cats. meow, hisss hisss
D is for dude. hmm, what's is real meaning ?
E is for eleplants. nice ears :D
F is for fuck. don't even try it. OR
F is for Ferrari. Kimi Raikkonen and Felipe Massa. ♥
G is for gaga. which looks like this ♥__♥
H is for hair, they look good in different parts and colors :D
I is for idiots, like you !
J is for Jasmine. my name i know :D
K is for kissing. *blush blush*
L is for ♥ need i say more ?
M is for my hump, my hump my hump. nahs. joking
N is for nahs. *shove shove*
O is for o.o oolala. or oh no ! or oh my gosh !
P is for poop poop. dog poop stinks, so does every poop
Q is for questions. i have many many questions ?
R is for racing. F1 is coming again !
S is for sweets ! yup. i've got a sweet tooth :D
T is for tall. i was once tall, now i'm freaking ass short.
U is for u ! the one who has been so faithfully reading this.
V is for very very very _____(add in your own word) :D
W is for wth ? why ? what ?! who ?! when ? well...
X is for xD i'm in deep shit trouble
Y is for yuck wucky. things like.. bird poop
Z is for zzz i bet you're asleep by now after reading.

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blogthings

2008-10-13T10:33:00.002+08:00

You Are a Pig

You are very intelligent, and you enjoy being around people. You can trust others easily.

You have great reasoning skills, and you are quick learner. You are able to adapt to most situations.

You tend to be very territorial and picky. You don't like people messing with your stuff.

You have keen senses and reflexes. You can defend yourself well and quickly sense danger.

What Animal Are You?

hehes. i know i'm a pig. so true !

Your EQ is 140

You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.

You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're unafraid of the world and its challenges.

You are comfortable with who you are. And you accept your weaknesses - as well as the weaknesses of others.

While you are quite stable, you don't respond perfectly to every bad situation that comes up.

But you have enough emotional intelligence to know when you need a course correction.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

hmm, i have high EQ leh. :D

k, 2 post in a day.
idk, but i'm very very angry sad all the bad feelings,
you name it, i bet i got it.
ugh. i shall find someth to do.

house bunny VS shop doggy

2008-10-13T09:38:00.004+08:00

picture of the day, nat finally agreed to put his head for a sacrifice for the alien monster. thanks. may God be with you. roars !
photographers: me and zach.
model(s): nat
props: the 新天地 shop op the pet shop.
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woots people !
ytd was a fun fun day.
be prepared for a long long post k ?

well, cell lunch was at jumbo, along with peter's cell.
dang. why must he and isaac go order same food as me. D:
anws, ordered prawn noodle $3/no chilli.
they two also order same seh.
chat chat bout house bunny,(what i'm going to watch)
den those two "gays" got high. -.-

the food came alr,
but my plate got chilli leh,
those two siam far far, not gentleman de.
fine. took that plate, ate.
shared with zoe.
haiz, cos she treat me half ticket price,
so must let her have rebate luhh.

munch munch slurp slurp
red bull & prawn noodle.
walked to 166 bustop with these people ;
zach, zoe, richie, jerry,nat and andrew.
lol. onl 2 girls, 5 guys. -.-

quite a long journey, but chat chat

reached vivo.

jerry too short le, can't see. o.O

bought tickets.

$10 ! so ex !

$70 in total..

to zach : you must never throw away my no.8 seat ticket stub ! grr !

before the movie, went to waste time.
look at the pictures i took.

though i wasn't supposed to.

shhhh !

dey were toopid toopid,

go daiso, $2

i went to pet shop.

here are as follows :

gosh ! the 4 months old golden retriever ! sleep so cute ! :D

okay. all the dogs are CUTE ! sleeping puppy rocks ! :DD

and this and this and this too ! *high*

and this one too ! this one the fur damn thick and soft luhh ! like a snow dog. lucky you got aircon leh doggy ! don't try to escape la.

gosh. thanks for posing so nicely when i asked you too. i think we're becoming friends alr !

house bunny. it's freaking bimbo and retard, but funny.

toodles. *hops hops*

ok. long post. but i don't think anyone would bother to read. -.-

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cancelled

2008-10-11T09:50:00.003+08:00

morning. the night safari trip is cancelled due to some unexpected events. but it's sokay. night safari ends at 1 NOV ! i still get to go next week ! but i not sure if we're meeting up next week a not.

but today going to dine in the dark or something. is er, the blind's association. a restaurant la. go there and eat like a blind. they would blindfold you then you must order like something simple to eat in order not to mess up yourself. Also advised to bring an extra shirt too. haha. quite interesting leh.

anws, just came back from tuition. the lunch was great k ? though i admit i chickened out when i reached the location. hehs. i was like quite scared cos i heard it was pitch black. so yeah. My dad ordered fish and chips. only 5 people in cell ordered spaghetti. oh boy ! went it was time to go into the room, my heart thumped. uncle wilson says it's PERFECTLY NORMAL for us to scream when we panicked. but i think we handled the dark quite well. is rly rly dark k ? even i open my eyes and close also difference. just like a blind person.

i really admire them. pouring the water was easy peasy for me. hehs. cos i spent most of the time exploring my table. hee :D Spaghetti is easier to eat then fish and chips luhh, cos fish and chips the fish so big need to cut. hmm, now i know how important eyesight is to us. i'll show the brochure on tues to those in class k ? I PROMISE !

k, tuition was okay. bluetooth-ing, studying, talking, laughing, lame-ing. cos i knew my maths result would surely make my uncle (my tuition teacher too) faint, so i told him "i alr prepared myself a coffin le, you want one ?" he still say ask my mom to come, i say, "no worries, i also can prepare another coffin for her, cos now trinity casket got 3-for-1 package. 3 coffins plus 1 free." good eh ? i added: "cos today teh classified section very thick, so i bo liao go check whther got dicsount a not". he and twinnie kept laughing, not to mention my whole class.

i know la, i very good in making people. but idk how to make myself laugh de. D: Twinnie still say i very free go research about coffins. So, i then conferred myself the title "THE MOST FREE PERSON" i know. thank you thank you. "i now confer you the title, please accept it" me: "thank you to all those people out there who voted, thanks. congratulations ! *applauses* me waving profusely, giving out flying kisses. muahh !

well well, must read all horh ! :D
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s'pore discovery center !

2008-10-10T19:44:00.003+08:00

hello people :D today was the last paper. well, we went to discovery center. damn fun. i shall elaborate on.

junyi broke his specs, alex saboh-ed me for the f1 think. (grr you). i now also lazy to type. tmr i'm going night safari ! yeapeh ! :D some pictures, and yes, elaboration will be provided.

haha, this is the so called ASWAN HIGH DAM. Interesting. haha. jerrold gave it the name de. that's very creative. :D

These two ah, really can go for mediacorp le. so hillarious and drama de. this one is they learning how to report news, but they also never follow the words on the screen. even if they did follow, is also anyhow say de. Hah ! also have 4D seh, i also have to report 4D numbers. paiseh leh. D:

My Cute ass cousin.

I went to my grandma house today. was supposed to go for a swim with my another cousin. (i have lots of cousins) den she insisted on bowling, den also can't go cos servicing. damn. then went to her house to teach her pictionary. hey ! it's fun k ? then she go ask me go back, cos she want to sleep. 哇！干我走！心碎。

Then my two very youngest cousins came. They saw me they high le luhh, so since i very long never play with them le, let loose a bit luhh. And the youngest one finally can talk ! ok, but sometimes she talk a lot until i can't understand what she saying. Even my aunt also buey tahan. Haha. Nvm la, young noisy ok. If grow up still noisy then got problem. X . X

:D now i shall go reply tags.

Tag replies:

duckie: yes mr sperm man ? yeah. thanks for sabohing me. -.- i can't drive a toy car k ? only real car i know. :D

xinmin: lol ! sorry la. you evil. see even siew ru don't bother you. haha ! er, i don't love you. i don't know you. see i got reply horh !

Jermine: oh ok. same here. late reply. paisei. well, you'd be the first to know k ? i promise horh. good fren. haha

Shihan: hi :D

main exams over

2008-10-09T14:16:00.001+08:00

hello people ? i know you miss me la, sry for making this blog dead . :P
anws, maths paper was super tough, i emo-ed for a while. ok! today can get to fix back modem le. so yeah. happy :D

bye
d&t tmr, can't slack leh.. hehe

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oral party ! :B

2008-09-29T17:18:00.004+08:00

hello hello people :D lets talk about today . Chinese paper was challenging . compo i actually wrote a lot , but then i forget to bring correction tape, cancel here and there until so messy . so i write on a new foolscap, den at the same time summarized it . WOW . at th wrong time too .

because oral starts at 4.05 . we have 4 hours for lunch . me, melo, jermine, Alex, junyi, Melvin, shihan, jinyao and Jordan . i did not miss out anyone right ? ... yeah . i did not . went to jurong point . walked walked, shouted shouted, laughed laughed . and we even visited toys'rus . -.- but i saw Elmo . so nvm :D then we took like damn long to decide whr to eat . in the end, we split . actually i wanted ljs de luhh ! toopid eunuch, drag me to mos to eat . so ex luhh . 15cents more than combo A leh ! *heartbroken*

i ate cheeseburger and a large fries,which wasn't even large at all k, please ? den eunuch ate mos meal . the auntie so funny luhh . cos his set got drink, i didn't order . den she so kind go take extra cup with ice, den poor some of eunuch de drink into th cup, and refilled it for him ! so kind luhh auntie ! i love you la ! :D

after that went to ljs to meet up with the others . then eunuch saw the crumbs on shihan's plate and grabbed for it . of course, i grabbed some too . :D nice leh, the crumbs . but it's actually flour . xD "i'm a dog, i eat leftovers" says eunuch . yea, a dickless dog . wa seh, he so many names de luhh . milkboy, 公公, eunuch, etc . then melo came over and joined us ! :D she so hardworking luhh, study for oral . i oral also don;t know what to study .

eunuch act emo . see he so hungry until the hand also have food . messy boy . the messiest person i've ever ate with . -.-

presenting ... *drum roll* my loyal eunuch . happy to see your *handsome* face here ? ><

after lunch, jordan came up wit this toopid idea of playing hide and seek in jurong point . -.- wth ? i mean, i don;t mind but after lunch seh . will later gastrics again . i also forgot to eat medicine D:
walked walked walked, wandered wandered wandered . until !.. we lost each other and found back again . bused bused bused . den took 198, from behind we saw double decker 502 . the top deck got a lady luhh . alex waved hi to her . jermine say she no expression sia . the others thought she was a ghost cos can't see her . lol -.-

as i wonder out of the window, i wish there was no panel .
catman emo sia .

so . it was oral, waited for super long luhh . thanks to some inside info, i know the questions so i can discuss with junyi and jordan . but then, it was my turn . suey sia . nvm . i oral damn fast luhh . is like, woosh . people do until damn long, i like about 5 mins to 8 mins finish le . waited with melo donwstairs .

eunuch came down . actually i was supposed to go home with eunuch, but.. nvm . then after melo' persuasion, eunuch joined the car ride too . he like never sit beemer before luhh, so high . then in the car keep having this funny expression until melo buey tahan .

her father damn funny . cos i heard stop and stare by one republic, den later came apologise without the timbaland version . i asked melo isit cd, she nodded . then i ask wad title . her dad say "apologise" . i actually meant the title of the album . so yeah . then suddenly melo's dad sang . me, junyi and melo were like laughing, trying to compress th laughter but can't help it . hats off your dad, melo . brave karaoke singer . ^^ roars . eunuch still say:" eh, don't laugh ! not funny k ?" when he himself still laughing away . poor melo's dad . :D

long long post i know . must read each and every word k ? hahaha :)

slained♥

fugly monster can't be compared to superman

2008-09-27T09:35:00.002+08:00

hello . i'm off to hot-shoting ;D
bye bye loves . ♥
i ♥ superman :D

FFFG ! :D

2008-09-26T15:10:00.003+08:00

hello :D lunch with melc and meixin was fill with laughters and laughters ? haha ! before i proceed on, lets talk about english paper today :

sucked big time
super duper difficult, wtf !
and today was super brrrr ! so i had a brainfreeze . ><

haiz . i dare not to say anyth when melc, meixin and jerrold keep saying they going to retain . haiz . at most i also want to retain with them ! but best is all go up la . sigh .

well, onto mac trip now . :D meixin bought filet-o-fish . melc bought mchicken . me is double cheeseburger ! i know i'm fffg but this is considered lite k ? yum . :D both of them can't eat beef so.. then chew-ed, swallow-ed,bite-ed,digest-ed . then onto the laughing part . we talked about how dumb and naive we were when we were young . damn funny . most funny is melc luhh . sleepwalk ? then talked bout barbie hairs . i cut my barbie's hair until sibei fugly . so i threw it away . muahaha . last time young ma, want to be hairstylist . the wrong way .

duckie ! glad to hear you're ok . fuck renovation . no need suffer with me la . :D take cares k ? english effing hard . ugh . D: hammering + drilling = me(the victim) roars .

slainedY

2008-09-25T17:18:00.003+08:00

:D-) Who was the person who tag you?
Cyan twinnie ! ♥

-) What did you think of the person?(:
she's my twinnie . she likes twilight (so do i) and since we're twins .
we're about the same . :D

1) Do you eat a lot of fast food?
hmm, i tried not to .

2) Have you kissed anyone in 2008?
uhh, my lips are sealed . (hehs)

3) Were you happy when you woke today?
i ached . happy ... hmm..

4) What did you last get upset about?
just now ? my upset tummy .

5) Do you eat candy on daily basis?
nahs . no money . $$

6) What is your 5th message about?
you mean sms ? er..
bout going to f1 ?

7) Who was the last person you ate with?
ppl who were in class for recess ?

8) Who was the first picture you took a picture of?
-.- unless i have super duper memory, i can answer it ...
since i do not..

9) When ordering sushi, what do you get?
sashimi, anyth that looks appetizing to me, i gobble and chew and munch and digest .
*grabs*

10) Who was the last person you sat next to?
in class, melc ♥ and peter xD
in sickbay, myself .
in bus, eunuch .

11) What were you doing at 10am?
lying down in pain ?

12) Have you changed a lot since summer?
s'pore is summer all year round, how ?

13) What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
er, nth ?

14) Where is the place you want to be right now?
home . where i am .

15) What's your favourite at the moment?
zzz, sms, and doing this kickass quiz .

16) What were you doing at 11 last night?
how about sleeping ?

17) Who's near you?
poddy and my phone ! ♥

18) What were you doing at 5am this morning?
zzzz

19) What's bothering you right now?
when can i take my medicine ?

20) Who was the last person you talk on the phone?
talked ah .. my dad .

21) Whose house do you go to last?
my house . hahhs . i think my grandma's hse ba .

22) Who honestly knows everything about you?
not everything, about i guess ..
not necessary to let you know la .

23) Who broken your heart?
fail english wor . broken . broke la . er..

24) Honestly, do you love someone very much?
yepp . ♥

25) Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
hmm.. :X

26) Are your friends with the last person you kiss?
er.. no ? -.-

27) Are there any part of your body that hurt?
yes . my stomach .

28) In the supermarket, the first thing that gets your attention is?
chocolates, chips and magazine !

29) How cool do you think you are?
i use dettol cool , so i'm DETTOL cool . -.-

30) Drugs are?
a pile of shit .

31) Which one do you hate most?
you mean drugs ? oh, the banned ones .

32) Who was the first person who text you today?
baby brother ? no, my cousin . same time la .

33) What was the first thing you did this morning?
offed th alarm on my phone and proceed back to sleep .

34) Who was the last missed call on your cell phone?
shihan .

35) What's was the last mistake you made?
duno . o.O

36) What are you listening to right now?
T- shirt by shontelle . nice wor ! ♥

37) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
my papa . ♥

38) Who was the last person who call you?
my loyal eunuch .

39) Is there anything you wany to say you someone special?
i ♥ my friends ! :D and do this quiz or else .

----write down 10 person to do this quiz----
everyone in my link . hahhs .

gastrics is horrible

2008-09-25T16:30:00.005+08:00

hello pips . just returned from the doctors . so long never go there . then ytd i was messaging baby brother bout how long i didn't visit them, and today, i have to pay them a visit . haiz .

not that i'm complaining k . the doctor was nice nice nice ! :D i love the doctors ! roars . weird eh ? let's take a look at what i brought back from the doctors .

yep . click to enlarge to see what i typed ! :D

my tax invoice ! click to enlarge . :D

so today, i was like lying flat on the table . jermine thought i emo sia . no la . is pain, no time to emo . then i thought i could hang on till 2 . my body gave in, and i had to use the last of my strength to get myself to the sickbay . with the help of melc of course . you think i can make it there myself meh ? then my vision is like yellow de . blur and my head hurts . owow is always her who see my unglam moments de . melc, i love you la .

duckie ! please don't so fucked up please ? T.T i study with you k ? must study la . don't cause of a stapler and your mom then neglect your studies k ? prowmise ? *holds out little finger* i lend you pen k ?

well, today i didn't go for tuition due to my upsetting tummy . :B i'm off to shower now . the renovation has stoppped . boy, it's terrible to my ears k . i can't even hear myself . xD

slainedY

pissed by com

2008-09-24T18:25:00.003+08:00

howdy . i'm am very very bored and pissed off by my com now . it's seriously lagging shit . -.- ugh ! no matter how hard i tried to download th normal thing for wlm, den this beta that i downloaded previously won't leave an inch ! dang ! so i really give up on trying to get a skin for messenger . now i'm stuck with beta .

well, things that happened today.. :
1. Alex kicked Nigel's ball, which made him (of course) in pain . (who won't ?) nigel claimed that one of his balls deflated when i asked if he's ok . so i became lame and asked him to pump it with a pump . he asked what pump, then i was in deep thought . guess what i answered ? " use junyi's that football pump la " . ok . that's sick .

2. no english remedial which means no more till 6 ! :D

3. the com made me very pissed .

4. a bentley limo is $1100 for a night at St Regis Hotel (random) :O but wow . ex .

slainedY

boredom takes the life out of me

2008-09-22T16:28:00.003+08:00

hello . bye bye .
i lost my appetite to eat at lunch . and now i'm restless .
i guess i'll ask for help .
bye bye people .

rice day no. 3 !

2008-09-21T18:17:00.003+08:00

hello hello . today went again for rice day . fun wor . big bro managed to come, phew, he's a bore . study study study .

look at th nice view frm block 3, 6th floor . yepp, that's acs I, and that's block 2 .

here are some funny things that happened ;
regine : my stomache .. damn pain .
me : huh ? you pregnant ?
regine : yeah . (with sarcasm)
regine : darren ! come, i want to tell you someth .
me : she's pregnant !
regine : lend me you phone !
darren : huh ? no . i don't have a phone .
then gerad came and said : haiz . too young le, later the color come out, not nice .
me and regine : laughs .
(actually, he was refering to darren, he's indian . dude, that's very racist .)
darren : huh ? what color ? (so blur !)

when regine was pinning up her hair, i helped her hold her wallet . of course . i ransacked and found her cute little ez-link . i duno how it led to me running away frm her, after i showed nat her face, big bro wants a share too . of course . *clears throat* she can't outrun me, i threw and it landed perfectly on big bro's hand . then regine sighs and say :

" no ! my life is ruined !" which is so not true . haiz . even big bro commented and said it looked cute . haiz, regine . bet you were sky high at that moment . but i rly agree with nat and bro . rofl .
she's evn terrified of chocs . haiz .

bro saw a cat, hah ! the cat doesn't like you luhh . i didn't go near the cat cos i was too busy chatting, bro was so enthu . zzz -.- it's onl a cat k ? stop making me jealous that you have one and i do not . grr .

lunch with regine at broadway . nat, sk, bro, cristabelle (duno how to spell) and wadsitsname joined us . nat so cute luhh, waited for all of us to eat then she eat . sweet la she . well, apparently nat was hungry, she scolded bro . he took so long to think of what to buy . so i suggested "buy soup frm soup stall, buy chicken frm chicken stall, buy duck frm duck stall and rice frm rice stall, *thumbs up* good eh ?" so in return i got that stupid sarcastic look . it doesn't pay to be kind .

look at regine's candid face . like what nat said, unglam moments . roars . tada ! gong gong can enjoy regine ! regine !

fun fun day today . off to watch 2fast 2 furious . muahaha . nice :D
and,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNUCH CHEN ! (JUNYI)
13 ALR ! DON'T HIGH K ?

twinnie ! thanks for th present ! :D enjoy your twilight journey wor . don't stress k ?

slainedY

hot shot !

2008-09-19T14:37:00.005+08:00

hello hello . today no more quiz le la . off to watch hot shot :D

boreddd ! mr businessman has to attend chem lessons, haiz . so i ate with melc, melo and jerrold . me ice jelly, melc too . melo green tea . jerrold mee sotong .

mrs lim ended th lesson 30 mins late, fuck . (oops) so effing cold luhh . rly artic sia . brrrrr !!!!!!

Y QUINCY !

slainedY

Tag replies :

JASMINE ; meixin: hello . aiya . you try researching too k ?

JASMINE ; MELo: haiz . ok ok . try k ? cos i very good at hiding feelings
de .micky and tshirt !

yet another boredom

2008-09-18T16:18:00.008+08:00

hello hello . now super bored . haiz .

sheesh . eunuch damn a lot of crap lo . on msn talk until so.. . feel like posting th conversation, but duno how to . too dumb le . haiz .

today was Chinese test, i didn't copy finish th punishment lo . muahaha . now I'm officially half dead . today also forget to bring back house keys, had to trouble my dad to come . waste of petrol . so gong . zzzzzzzzzz

i now downloading songs . melo send me song song la ! :D

i have nth to say . but i meeting mr businessman tmr . :D yay yay !

slainedY

what my name means

2008-09-18T16:18:00.007+08:00

hello again . i suddenly got this crazy idea frm zoe's blog to know what my name means . take a look .

Jasmine Phoon [my surname kind of clashes,:O]

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.
(lets see, hmm.. maybe i am :D)

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
(aggressive? nahs ! not rly best in everything !)

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.
(hey ! i don't do that k ? suave no,sexy no,smart yes haha,strong no . i do not look down on people and crush them ! )

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!
(confident eh.. i master skills easily ! just as long as i don't master the bed can le . knock people very pain de ok !)

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
(excited.. i guess so . me sometimes enthu a bit la . yep yep . i rly can't finish anyth i've started :D)

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
(wise ! oh, jealousy ... :X can't say .)

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
(hahhs . i love this part . it's me :D)

You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.
(hmm, partially true, come to think of it . :O)

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.
(hmmm, original eh.. *shrugs*)

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.
(pressure is not in my dictionary . is other people who put pressure on me !)

You are incredibly sexy and sensual. You have a naughty vibe that no one can ignore.
You have an unquenchable desire. And you are unrestrained in your passions.
You have a tendency to be unfaithful. Whether you fight it or give in to it is up to you.
(er, no . i hate th first part, and the second and the third, but..)

okay . so far, this i some kind of crap, especially the sexy part . what shit .

a day out with melc !

2008-09-16T17:26:00.005+08:00

HELLO !
i'm bored so i decided to post someth ;D
Jerrold has a ticko mole with hair . haha . if he later see i sure die de . hehs .

Today went out with junyi and melc . went to th mr teh tarikh there and eat . i was expecting prata . wth, th indian guy (due to melo's rejection) say no more le . sobs T.T so i ended up eating mee rubus . wow . nicer and better then i expected . i thought its spicy de luhh . junyi and melc both ate couple meal . oops . they ate nasi lemak la .

Then duno how la, oh yea, junyi was talking bout his father earn, bout 10k a month (wa seh, so rich horh) . den melc ask what job he do :" your father do what de, fireman ah ?" i almost choke lo ! wth ! fireman ? zzz is manager la . rofl -.-

after lunch, since we are good people, we decided to bus with junyi take 335, cos melc also need to go je interchange . haiz . i so good, pei her go there . :D toopid 335 take bloody long la . so we chatted bout phones . hahhs . so random .

okay, so junyi hopped off, me and melc walked to bus stop there . she also addicted to th 猪之歌 . ah. i have to send her also . oops . forget . then after that, went to pop . melc say she love me . 感动 leh . sobs .

then sfter much persuasion, i dragged my tired feet, (the shoes are killing me) to mac to buy her mac . den saw sijia, siew ru, xinmin, beryl and boon sing there . said hi, bus-ed home with melc.

now online talking to 3 musketeers . hahhs . bye . peter so sweeet, call me lil sis . faint and happy le la.

slainedY

snail eggs ?

2008-09-15T17:22:00.004+08:00

owowow . something flew into my eye . okay nvm . ignore th first sentence .
now eating cheese fries . i have nothing to say cept that weeding today was fun and funny ;D
jordan know one ah pek, den keep running along with him, my eunuch also extra extra go run . hahhs . so cute . eunuch run very very funny de luhh !

today ms chen nvr come, sobs *heart broken* still in hospital leh ! noooo ! today th mr lee like nvr teach us maths de luhh . tell story until zzz . some more today weather is for sleeping de luhh . damn . get well soon ms chen . if not later i fail my maths then 糟糕。

hahhs . today when i after buying cheese fries den i heard a BANG! Is actually the NEA ppl come and shoot down crows ! YEAH ! *punches the air and grins evilly* hahhas . i hate BIRDS ! the one outside JBP den i scared . sheesh .

oh no . i castrated jerrold ! noo ! i don't h be eunuch . haha . during weeding la . haiyo . nigel super gross , i thought i saw wu tao gou den it's not luhh, its snail eggs . but rly look like wu tao gou from far k ?

haiz . sleepy now . haha . bye ;D
slainedY

2008-09-13T11:10:00.003+08:00

hello people . I'm now thinking of how to remove my freaking ugly face from jermine's blog . oops ! now everybody know le . but not now . muahahaha . haiyo . jermine saboh me . me 没有脸见人了啦！haiz .
when i switched on th computer and logged on to msn , i found out baby sent me and offline message to say he was fine . sweet . miss you :D

make up day

2008-09-12T20:12:00.006+08:00

hello everybody . today went to jermine's hse for a event that we will never ever expect . but before that , we went to LJS ( jermine's brother) to munch on lunch . me and shihan pon training wor ! haha . shhhh !

well, guess what we did ? MAKEUP ! by jermine th pro . rawr xD

but but,while makeuping, mrs lim called halfway . she sounded damn angry . ugh . lucky nvr spoil my mood . well, jordan did makeup first , den gerald, me, shihan and lastly, jermine .

Jordan ! you look like a 妖怪 ! hahhs. happy to see your face ? you look like zha bor le luhh .

don't cover your lips la . sensual seduction.. haha

Gerald Goh ! You really look like a zha bor too ! but your makeup like nvr make up lidat leh . .

even though how inexperience our make up skills are (see, we learn fast horh) , we still managed to make jermine look pretty . well , she is naturally pretty :D

no doubt for shihan too . so cute . (actually i had a picture of me with makeup, but trust me, i look freaking ugly like shit . )

look at them .. camwhore with my phone horh ? Gotcha ! :D hee .

last but ont least, a group photo of th made up artise . unclear due to th lousy wousy camera on my phone . hahhs . -.-

see how messy we made jermine's room ? what a terrible sight ! zomg ! but it was still fun :D thanks for being such a great host :D but i rly rly tolong you not to post my photo please ? i don't want to spoil other people's computer leh .

Baby ! zzz you go malaysia . asswhole you . miss you truckloads leh . i wish it was sunday today .

slainedY

catman story ep 1.

2008-09-11T15:02:00.004+08:00

this is catman. his is th main character of the story. ;D

this is pinky pig. i know it sounds odd and weird, but yeah.
thats th fun of it k?

together with kuroo the frog, they stay happily together in my house. (of course)

it was pinky pig's brithday the day before. on 9 sept. (ok.. this is geting lamer)
yep yep. guess what kuroo and catman gave pig for its present.
lets see..

wow! so much cash. (ok, its th money frm th yearbook la.. -.-)
well, it's 180 bucks. SGD sumor. wow.
den they made th headlines on tv, as pig is very popular.

oh, thats catman telling our dear viewers that it's pig's birthday
(on that telecast)
he's bragging away on how much he and kuroo gave pig..
hmm.. ( you know what i'm implying?)

MELo, my dear pardner. don't depressed ok? :D my lame shit story will cheer you up. :D
i love today :D
but i don't like tmr. baby is leaving for m'sia. ugh. sure miss u de la. take care k?

slainedY

its my birthday !

2008-09-09T18:24:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
yay me! i'm finally 13. yep yeps. i know. thanks to all to those who sent th msg, and gave me presents. i rly appreciate it. :D i shall post of some people's present :D

the green one is given by my dear pardner, melo :D the blue and red is given by junyi ;D its a hp strap and a arsenal slipper. can't fit my shoe la. haha. melc gave th pen that i was playing all day at school, i call it the TV PEN!

today damn funny. during malay class, i made junyi (chen gong gong as in gong=blur) a eunuch. 陈公公!! must have that brush with you ok? hahhs. i castrated you. wow. such an honor. and th lead when thru your shorts.. oops! RA rated le wor.. oh no! haha :D

later proceeded to mac to meet up with baby for lunch. at first is only melc onl luhh, den come more more people. let me list them down. MElc, Jerrold, Junyi, Rebecca, Meixin, Me & Baby. ;D hahhs. they all so baddd!! keep teasing me, and then keep saying al those sick sick stuff. until i can't finish the mchicken asap. den later keep on squeezing. ugh. baby was scared of th stalkers that stalk th excos luhh. hahhs. Rebecca overheard their conversation say baby 帅. hahas.

den later baby walked me home. sweet la. :D love you k? thanks for everything :D

slainedY
i'm 13, but no white hair. hahas. don't jealous wor. :D

2008-09-08T16:53:00.003+08:00

ok. you know what? i rly rly give up.
at first i thought i was ready to talk to you,
instead, i now don't feel like talking to you at all.
not your fault ok?
it's my fault ok?
i know i have guy friends,
and yep, dey cheer me up always,
but they piss me off too ok.
don't think you're th onl one.
i know you're always here.
but but, i hope this doesn't mean i neglect you
but wad can i say to you when i'm mad at you
i dont want to blast at you or wad,
cos it's not fair to you.
it's ur nature, you can't help it.
but i still rmbr how u tried to cheer me up
even though it didn't work.
but still thanks for the effort.
all i can say now,
tmr is th worst birthday as i made u hurt.
good luck for tmr's paper.
sorry.
周文彬

i hate to cry, a lot, but i can't help it while typing this, and ur msg

2008-09-08T15:19:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO XINMIN :D
yep yep. ur 13 now. haha. i can finally catch up with you... tmr la.
hahas. sry if i didn't get you a gift, but at least i wasted a 5cent sms ok?
so you must never ever delete it(cos i won't sent it again) no la, very precious. haha

haha. today very funny. during English lesson, Jerrold and melc kept singing th "my little pony" song and th barbie as rapunzel song. haha. den during discussion, instead for discussing, we were talking about barbies, which jerrold started asking "after rapunzel still have wad show ah?".

Of course i replied "nutcracker, princess and the pauper, the island princess, mariposa.." like a pro. How i know? please la, my 5-year-old cousin is a fanatic of barbie AND disney princesses. zomg. i always have to get dragged to watch it with her,(well, not bad i'll say)better than barney.

den cos she's young, barbie shows has songs to keep them entertain, and the keep making me shiver. my dear cousin would sing along,(regardless if its out of tune or i'm trying hard to concentrate on th show here!) yep yep. several times i had to pause th show so that she wld stop spoiling it. (not that it's very nice) but its called CONSIDERATION. with big bold C.

oh btw, mrs yan wasn't exactly pleased with our class as we made quite some nuisance in trying to get back to our original places, which took up soem of her lessontime. She rushed thru everything before i was able to say WAIT!

chinese cher didn't come, Mr lim came in, but didn't bore us with his mystical stories. rawrrrr.
which was quite a relief as i had to choing chinese homework. ahhs

ok ok. enough bout today. more bout tmr! yay! rmbr horh, 1 more day to th auspiciousest day in the whole of September ;D can't wait. oh yea, Alvin asked me to post about him. ... done. :D
lolol ok ok.

Apparently Alvin can't make it tmr, cos he has to study and other reasons that i had no intention of getting mad at him but forgave him instead. i'm so good. :D hhahs. oh yea, he rly rly is very very blur and gong. so in future, i shall not be lame, all the stern stern, no nonsense kind of stuff le. don't ask why, but i rly rly feel like knocking your head now. ><

slainedY

2008-09-05T10:00:00.003+08:00

hello hello. though i just woke up. i'm quite happy now.
alex said he watch wall.e too! on the same day, but he is with sand.
hee hee. so of course, i kept !!!!!!!!ing and cuteeee-ing wand he cld only reply LOL
hahhs. thx thx alex. nvr fail to cheer me up horh?

got to rush to nlb le, gee. i overslept. HATE it. but but,
wall.e's here :D

with eve! sweettttttttt!

slainedY

[edit]
well well, just came back from shopping and library.
hahss. junyi so funny. try to spy, but in the end i exposed him,
baby is very stupid, jiun yieu mix up with junyi. ah haiz
well, i helped you find ur CD horh. hahhs.
alex so good, keychain ok ok? domokun, elmo, cookie monster says thanks duckie!
[/edited]

2008-09-04T08:56:00.004+08:00

周文彬：
sorry about ytd, i know i'm very selfish,
but i duno wad just came over me. i'm just rly
confused, wheel is commitment which i think i'm not rdy to make.
i'm rly sry baby. but i'm glad we cleared the air ytd,
which makes us easier to talk in future.
thank you for trying to cheer me up,
and sry for hurting you and making you cry.
rly rly sry, i love you.
see on fri k?

2008-09-02T09:47:00.005+08:00

morning. just came to make a quick post. didn't go to my grandma's house today. was supposed to go out at 11. meeting Alvin,must not be late! actually supposed to be next week de, but celebrate birthday one day in advance also same la.

ok alex. now you can tag le. hahhs! must try and bump into each other if possible k? dun go bugis la. go vivo, den i not so lonely. haha. enjoy ur date with ur dar ba. haha

slainedY
i love holidays.. woo hoo!

[edited]
ok. back.
wasn't late, but quite early.

watched wall.e! so cute.
prove that i watched. $7.50 for GV-Max. that's reasonable. hahhs. The seat no. is super funny. Lucky not R-21 eh.. haha. R-24. hee. restricted only for 24 yrs and above.

Alvin took a pic with cookie monster. don't ever kill cookie monster. grr.
must get him to send me.. hahas

zzz. now so sleepy. off to watch zach and cody le.
later is calefare and first class le.
new wheels. :D i love it. and you too.
[/edited]

2008-09-01T11:14:00.003+08:00

hello hello. zzzz i have nothing to do now. just waiting for my dad to wheel me off to my grandma's house. :D

I think i go there only slack and do homework(if possible), den play and cycle only. but but, i got COMMUNICATE with my grandma de k? now i'm like so..

help! i like have nothing to do. actually have la, homework in a pile. my study table is freaking messy. nvm.. i shall upload overdued photos. :D

hahhs, that's jin yao. don't cover ur face la. grr.

see Jordan so sporty! hehs. good sport wor he.
thanks! hehs. your funny face.

i wonder what is Ling Jie looking at?
Jordan looks very engrossed in his phone.
smsing.. heheh..

lastly, my old friend junheng.
saw him at pri sch, nvr change one bit
still the same ol short.(oops). small guy
hahs. kelvin took this, he tried to retaliate, but failed.

ok. i'm done. don't ask me why all guys, want girls? i duno where la, go geylang la.

hey baby. i love you. see on tues and fri k? muacks!
slainedY

2008-08-30T19:51:00.002+08:00

hellos. just a short post as i have to chiong th ppt for science.

tuition was quite boring, but i kept making my mates laugh, which makes me wonder, i got that funny meh? just say something super lame and random dey laugh, dey laugh make me laugh, cos their face very funny. then in the end can't finish doing th work assigned. haiz.

tmr is rice day, supposed to go out to dover community to give out rice. quite meaningful lo. well, count down to my birthday is.. er.. bout 10 days ++ now mom nag. haiz. so tired. HATE IT. zzzz

slainedY

2008-08-29T20:28:00.000+08:00

hello. today's teachers' day celebration. quite fun, but very zzzz.. haha. so sleepy, but junyi around, hard to sleep. toopid jordan flick me for nothing. 无不无聊啊！

my mood now is . i duno what to say.

but all i know is when i went back to pri school, it was a fruitful trip. mdm ling and ms loh. hah! i miss them so much. yay! i got their hp no.. ;D saw most of my classmates, dey nvr change much. saw my bro! hahs, and junheng and kailin. oh wow.

then after that lunch-ed at bukit timah market there. i ate fried carrot cake with kialin. the uncle super cute, say "今天老板不在，就给你们多一块。不要跟人家讲。which means, he gave me and kailin extra piece . 2 dollars for normal serving with extra piece. wow. what a great day!

ok ok.. someone told me to post something about him.. hmm, what to say leh...went shopping at west mall, went with Alvin la.. shop shop, but nvr drop k. then pop-ed over at pop. found nth for cher. went cc, found nth for gerald. sorryyyyy! i owe him like 5 months++ le. then stairs-ed.

den went to je pop. hah! i was smart at that place k? hee :D Alvin wanted to buy someth for his cher, but duno wad to buy (like i know). den his sis ask him buy marker. den see th ordinary maker is $3.20. den spot another similar marker is $1.75.. is be green de! haha. i'm so smart. hahas. then went back by bus. ;D

now i'm .
happy reading.
i shall make my blog private.
duno who's that fuck spammer. haiz

slainedY

2008-08-27T17:56:00.002+08:00

hello just make this a short post. this was quite a busy week. so i haven't been able to post. sorry! hahhs.

well, today went to english th thingy,went all the way to commonwealth there to support fuhua. though we got th second consolation prize, but i think we tried our best. but i liked th curry puff most. hehs. so greedy. i ate mrs lim's share luhh, so fattttt!!

took quite a couple of pictures, shall post them when i'm free. now lazy. stil have to send alex someth. hahhs

anws, holidays are coming. tmr going to buy four cher's presents. i shall not say who i going to give. haha! shhhhhhh....

can't wait for tmr baby. love you ;D

slainedY

2008-08-25T15:50:00.002+08:00

hello everybody. this will be a short post as now i'm eating coffee ice cream. hahs. jealous right? but a bit crazy.

yeah yeah, i'm scared of cold, but i still eat ice cream. hahas. so weird. the weird thing is now still wearing jacket, eating ice cream and blogging.

promised to do homework den sms after 8. hahs. devil wears prada comes first. hee.well, now that olympics over le, no more excuse to not do homework. well, mayb this wed do commonwealth to tell story. good excuse to pon training horh. smart right?

hehs. now happily downloading songs. ;D scratched by wendy. grrrrrr! got bloodddd! haiz. nvm.. thanks jerrold for th plaster! sorry melc for not taking your plaster!

like i said, a short one.
slainedY

hehs. baby looks toot in th picture, but but now very handsome le! hahs. love you. must study for prelims ok? Y

2008-08-22T19:25:00.002+08:00

hello. went for training today. felt bad for not going so long le. hee. :D but seniors still quite good la, i warm up i know th sequence but forget how to do.. -.-ll lol

after training went to eat cheese fries with yimin. Thank you! but you also must thank me for accompanying you at the bus stop ok? wait very long leh 185.. hee.

reached home like round 5 plus. so was like super super tired. zzz today weather damn cold. so sleepy. ah, today lit class, mr pho came in to see how our progress. no offence la, but mr lee wasn't his usual self. he act until ike so bootlicker lidat. not used to it wor. jerrold also say he's not his usual self, like sucking up to mr pho lidat. principal come le, pretend he have a bond with us. hee. so badddd!!!

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA IS NICEEEEE!!!!

slainedY

quiz tagged by xinmin

2008-08-21T16:25:00.001+08:00

1. How do you think people around you feel about you?
I duno, i very paisei to ask wor..

2. The characters you love about yourself are :
Very lame
Try my best to cheer ppl up.

3. On the contrary, the characters you hate about yourself are :
I'm just too direct

4. The most ideal person you want to be is :
like God. but, i prefer to be myself

5. Say something to the people whom you care for : hi!

6. Pass this quiz to 10 people :
1. Melo
2. Melc
3. Jermine
4. Alvin
5. Regine
6. Sarah
7. Zach
8. Ashley
9. Jordan
10. Cyan

7. Who is 6 having a relationship with ? [sarah] I not sure wor.. xD

8. Is 9 a male or female ? [Jordan] I wish he wasn't male. haha. He's male la

9. If 7 and 10 gets together, would it be a good thing ? [Zach and Cyan] zomg. that would disastrous.. hahs. nahh..

10. What is 2 studying about ? [MELc] same as what i'm studying lo

11. When was the last time you had a chat with 3 ? [Jermine] in sch? idk.. hehs

12. What kind of music band does 8 like ? [Ashley] hehs. not sure..

13. Does 1 have any siblings ? [MELo] yep yep. she has an older sis.

14. Would you woo 3 ? [Jermine] *clears throat* i'm not les luhh, she is attached to daryl anws.

15. How about 7 ? [Zach] lol no. -.-ll

16. Is 4 single ? [Alvin] well.. no.

17. What's 5's surname ? [Regine] ng?

18. What's the hobby of 4 ? [Alvin] er, let me think.. idk wor

19. Does 5 & 9 get along well ? [Regine and Jordan] dey dun even know each other luhh

20. What school is 2 in ? [MELc] same as me. fuhua.

21. Say something about 1 . [MELo] hehs. she's my dear pardner, and loves to her. ;D

22. Have you tried developing feelings for 8 ? [Ashley] ah, as a fren lo.

23. Where does 9 live at ? [Jordan] jurong ah? idk..

24. What colour does 4 like ? [Alvin] erm, black and yellow? hahhs

25. Are 5 & 1 great friends ? [MELo and Regine] i doubt ba. dey dk each other

26. Does 1 have any pets ? [MELo] er nope. ;D

27. Is 7 the sexiest person in the world ? [Zach] huh? no way!

28. What is 10 doing now ? [Cyan] studying, online or wushu ba

29. Do you think 7 & 8 match ? [Zach and Ashley] lol. -.- i doubt.

-done with quiz le-

Had lunch with MELc.
supposed to go to jp, but didn't make it.
srry bout today..

slainedY

2008-08-20T15:52:00.003+08:00

hello hello. all of the results came out today. was not very happy with maths. lucky i never go round telling people that i finished th paper. haiz. so here are the results:

Common test 2 results:
English: 76/100
Maths: 50/100
Chinese: 81/100
Science: 68/100
Geog: 65/100
Lit: 42.5/100

here they are... failed one.. damn sad. sobs. T.T
haiz. I have to go for training on friday. I just have to.. Tmr no training so can relax. *yawns*

slainedY

2008-08-19T19:35:00.002+08:00

Hello to all earthlings out there.. I'm back.

Well, not all that is left for common test is math's result. Haiz, Ms Chen say like we will surely do very badly, cos we keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again. I have never ever seen her so angry and fuming before, cos she usually like always joking joking de. Haiz.

Hehs, now i know a way to keep xinmin away from me. Hah! xD well, cos today 1r4 came to borrow Malay textbook from us, den Gerald ask if i can lend my book to Jiawei (aka xinmin's huge crush), i was quite hesitant, but he plead, so ok lo, den say thank you. Xinmin, don't jealous, i alr have someone in mind le. heh!

Then after malay, returned malay book, i went to xinmin there, use my book and smere Jiawei's touch so that my book is free from him. Haha. Smart right? Yeah man! *punches fist into th air and leaps*

Ponn-ed cca today. At first supposed to go dentist de, but change timing, i still tell lie! I lied! zomg. but it was fun. hehs. those who know, shut up. i will not say, but i rly enjoy it lo. hehs ;D

slainedY

2008-08-18T14:55:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGEL LIM JUN JIE!
must hurry up with wan ting ok? she only opposite only! hahhs. happy 13 la, bang.

hellos. today was ok. haiz. S'pore got the silver, but still still, me damn proud lo. heh. but then again, like what melc said, why can't china just give us that one gold medal, 48 years fyi! looking at the tally board, they have like er, 35 golds le wor. US second in th rank, with 19 gold. Singapore, leh, rank 54, 0 gold medals. Haiz, but nvm.. i guess

I scored 81/100. Beat xinmin. Hah! A1! woots :D heh. Geog at least nvr fail, a reasonable B3, 65/100. Well, nigel still so happy that he never fail, yeah dude, you improved by 14 marks. nice, heh. but but, i still beat u in geog. Well, best and worst present la. lol

Tag replies:
Saraaah xD: Hahhs. I was just exaggerating only. Joking, girl. ;D heh. well,
he's pro and hot la horh. hee :D Yep yep, take care too you. God bless. Relinked
you le.

Shihan: heh. so many people agrees. he got his 8 gold medals le. rock on.
:D

Xinmin: please don't love me la. cos i beat you in chinese. oops *covers
mouth*

Alvin: so good wor you? :D hahhs.

MELc: don't lidat la. why not i protect you frm roachy, you protect me frm
bird and bird bird la! Fair deal? heh..

SHINGYING ;D: hahhs. don't kill your mom la, just prove her wrong can le.
-.-" lol in short, he's heavenly. haha! kidding la.

slainedY

2008-08-16T10:11:00.003+08:00

zomg! Michael Phelps sure knows how to win. woots! Though he didn't broke th world record, he broke th Olympic record.

Dang, he has a hot bod, cute face. he is bloody HOT! He has now 7 gold. if he gets another one, he'll bit th previous record of 7 Olympic gold medals in a single game. WTH. 1989, is about to be beaten in 2008!

hahhs. yep yep. I woke up just to see him swim. Wow. heh

SINGAPORE MUST WIN CHINA IN TABLE TENNIS FINALS!
JIAYOU! dun let those cheena assholes get in your way. Rock on!

2008-08-15T20:49:00.005+08:00

Jasmine is a happy girl today. Very good too ;D Hehs. i'm over th mood, all thanks to dear cyan! Ily much much! Hahhs. Please don't be mistaken horh. ;D heh. i still love you la horh, so dun jealous.

short short post. bye. I'm flying. Pigs can fly! yep yep. :D (me talking nonsense la)

tag reply:
cyan: lol. is called abstract ok... you duno de la. hahhs. thanks thanks. ;D

remembering th past

2008-08-15T15:07:00.002+08:00

hello people. Geog paper wasn't a killer, neither was i killing it.

Haiz, i forgot to bring my keys today. So i had to wait for my dad to open up th door for me( if not i wouldn't be here talking to you.

But, I'm glad i didn't bring up my keys. Well, cos it made me remember how much memories i share with this block. Hahhs.

yes, apparently, th grandparents of this child is trying to get him to eat his lunch. The grandfather used th letterbox for help. Hahhs! He tries to keep his grandson occupied. So sweet. I was lying on th table, smiling to myself. Trying hard to remember how my grandmother made me eat my lunch.

(I heard i was quite naughty, i refused to eat or sleep. And i deprived her of her sleep, hahhs)

My usual place; where i feed my cat, where i slack when I'm bored. (I dunno why leh, when i bored i will surely go downstairs and look at which car come back or go out, or look at people)

The void deck, me always go down when needed during th funeral. My great grandmother de and my grandfather. Though is was supposed to be a funeral, i was still like so happy playing with my cousins, talk and laugh. Very good memories. Heh

(Sorry if th picture came out quite dark. This is what you get with a lousy handphone.) *hints hints* I need a new phone! Hahhs. I wondered how i play badminton there. Such a small and confined space. Haiz

Now watching table tennis. Go go Singapore! Korea go hell la. Wanna fight horh? hahhs. Jiayou, Singapore!

slainedY

2008-08-14T15:40:00.005+08:00

yep yep. as shown above, my mood now is SAD . downright sad. ><>

Lit: 17/40. wth, i never fail test before de. yea yea, there's always a first in everything, but not on this situation can? dang. now i'll never get to change my phone. T.T want to cry le la. Common test pulled down cos of this.

Den maths today was like not enough time. But yea, even though i managed to finish it, its like so many ppl frm my class never do finish lo. feel so extra. Haiz. I wonder how i will pass my maths.

tagboard replies:

Shing Ying: hahhs. yea yea! but not bad the ending. you should trying reading this "see how she dies" the book. a lot of sex de. heh. xD
Xinmin: ;D hehhs. thanks. go see my smilies. i edited it. hahs
--done--

hahhs. Alex told me to blog bout duckrice. heh. tmr mayb me and MELc go eat duckrice ba. hapy alex lau? toopid duck, go whack my hand.

hehs love. see you on sunday. Y
slainedY

2008-08-13T16:08:00.000+08:00

hahhs. so funny!

hello. th sci paper was quite ok. i finished it quite quickly. den mrs lim duno why she keep staring at me. so funny. haha

den today mr gohvind came into our class, den he tell us that by 1410, no one must in th classroom. Gerald la, ytd he had rashes(red spots, for those who don't know). Today then i know he had hand food mouth disease, dang, i brushed against him ytd. haiz. nvm, my immune system very strong de.

Then Gohvind say must take all th books under th desk so that th cleaners can disinfect th classroom. He say until so cute lo! " I just don't want anyone in 1r2 to get sick ok?" aww, so sweet. though he might be black, but his heart not black de. well, everyone has s soft spot. i duno why leh, when he said that, i kept laughing. haha.

so lunch-ed with melc and jerrold. jerrold like duno why so angry lo, haiz, forget le. olympics is nice nice nice.

study la, jasmine. stop watching tv. *points points*

slainedY

2008-08-12T15:12:00.003+08:00

hello. *waves profusely*
haha. I'm trying to contain my sad-ness.

HCL paper is like, nothing to write for th passage. Haiz. Guess i have to prepare to stay back seeing and smelling ginger.

haiz. cos today during Malay lesson, i use Jordan's pen and stop MELc and Junyi frm zapping me. Buden playing halfway, then i realize how come my hand have ink de, junyi also tio stained, dang.

then after coming back from th toilet, i also realized that MELc also tio stained lo, she say she didn't do anyth, (she also zap la). haiz.

To Junyi:
Sorry for dirtying your shirt la. I try and kope some bleach and pass to you ok? Sorry if you got scolded by your mom. Really sorry that i dirtied your shirt. Not that mine not dirty also la, but you keep saying my so little. Nvm. Just, sorry.

slainedY

2008-08-11T08:44:00.005+08:00

Hello! it's holiday today. whoosh. woke up with a super cold breeze sending me off back to sleep. But after a vigorous struggle between me and th wind, i'm finally up and blogging. (okay, it's kinda exaggerating la, heh)

Sheesh. Tmr is HCL common test luhh. xD Haiz. Just cos i nvr stay back with ginger on fri, den she is like negotiating with me lo. I wonder how she got my number.. hmm.. Anws, she say must get a for ct2 sia. That's like waiting for a miracle. wth? i btr go study before i have to stay back and smell ginger for th rest of th month!

got tagged with a quiz by melo ;D

1. What do you usually do on the net?blog,chat on msn,listen to music etc..

2. What do you do before bedtime?brush :D

3. Is there anything that you are eagerly anticipating?yea, for exams to be over, then it's my birthday!

4. What is the city of your dreams and why?hmm, australia ba. cos i want to be one of thoe kangaroos, jump all day. heh.

5. Are you an introvert or extrovert? Extrovert ba, but not that extreme. But i tend to shy away frm strangers. so it's like in btwn luhh.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? who says you can't have both? ;)

7. Do you trust easily?i'm not sure...

8. What person, dead or alive, is your role model? God! ;)

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?letme think.. nahs.

10. When's the last time you had fun?ytd during cell while playing oodles or doodles. hee

11. Is being tagged fun?huh? wads dhat? o.O

12. How do you see yourself?a normal human being, who has stats like a pig. heh

13. Who are currently the most important people to you?God, family and friends ba. ;)

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?er, xinmin?

15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?married and poor ba. heh. idk wor.

16. How many children do you want to have, if any?what? how wld know?

17.What's better, to give or to receive? Give. ;D

18. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick? I wish that won't happen ever again

19. What would you do if you (or your girlfriend) became pregnant unexpectedly?please. i'm very faithful de horh. will nvr happen de.

20. What are you waiting for right now?er, duno

Rules & Regulations
Bloggers who have been tagged have to post 10 facts & habits of themselves. At the end of it, bloggers have to tag 10 people to do this quiz. Tell them they have to do this quiz.

10 facts about me:

1. I'm a human, taller than a pig, but have the genes of one. But i don't eat everyth, but i wld like to try mud baths some other times. Dey seems fun ;D

2. I always explode my phone bill, and i hope i don't this month, or else i can't have a phone. T.T

3. I love to sleep, on rainy days. heh. who doesn't?

4. I eat at least one chocolate to keep th endorphin going. ;D

5. I'm terrified of birds, and i will shun and yelp at th sight of them.

6. I love music, which explains why i always bring poddy around with me. hee

7. I am very lame, i talk nonsense for those who knows me, dey will give that -.-" face whenever i say something.

8. I love th zoo, and i think i'm alr part of them. heh. the ZOOfamily.. (very funny)

9. I can't stop thinking bout what's steam, and everytime i ask, i forget th meaning like after 5 mins. STM.

10. I like watch movie, but it's always no time, no no(frm parents), or no money. wth?

10 People to tag:
Anyone who wants to do it can do :D

okay. done with quiz. have to make way to cck later.
later..

slainedY

2008-08-09T10:57:00.003+08:00

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY, SINGAPORE!
hahhs. we are now officially 43 years old.
wa seh

now watching olympics.
heh.
all must go watch horh.
hahhs
later. ;D

slained

2008-08-08T14:25:00.005+08:00

hellos! Just came back from th library.
Truckloads of thanks to MELc!
love you la, best fren.

[edited]
my post error sia.
go melc blog see la.
dang.
funny post le.
and i took so long to type.
sobs!

here are th books i borrowed.
melc say like very sick sick de.
no lo.

[/edited]

2008-08-07T15:26:00.005+08:00

heh. love you, sleepyhead. Y

hehh. today was quite a fun day ;D
had duck rice today with MELc , heh
and i finally had a complete piece of plastic keychain le.
phew. xD waited a week sia
first piece duno who take, den make me super du lan
so i go cut second piece, turns out quite nice

toopid chengonggong.
keep hitting me.
toopid jordan also, D&T keep making me scream
(i can't scream, it came out very odd)
Toopid jordan, keep banging me,
i felt like a lump of sumo is collapsing.
argh!

den after D&T, jordan go call me,
say what can give him the black thing a not.
i don't know wad crap he talking la, so i ask him wait
go class can't find him, den call lo
den who knows, i call le, den i spot him.
saw Alvin also, hair so wet, like 刚刚洗过
ugh.

so yea, melvin found my first black masterpiece,
very thin and long, but thx thx ;D
Jordan wanted it, so give him lo
i've got th better one anyways. ><

爱你已经是一种习惯了
就让我多爱你一点吧

slainedY

2008-08-06T15:48:00.003+08:00

hello. now munching on maltesers.
sorry for not posting so long.
(well, not like anyone comes here often)

i shall now do a quiz:

The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: 4.06pm

Name: Jasmine

Sisters: -

Brothers: -

Shoe size: US 7

Height: 161 ;D

Where do you live: Earth

Favourite drinks: water and bb tea. coffee!

Favourite breakfast: no breakfast. :X

Have you ever been on a plane?: yep yep. :D

Swam in the ocean: why not? hahhs

Fallen asleep at school: half a period. good eh?

Broken someone’s heart: i rly duno, i hope not

Fell off your chair: no! wth?

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: i think so

Saved e-mails: yep yep

What is your room like: it has a bed. -.-ll

What’s right beside you:phone and maltesers

What is the last thing you ate: maltesers

Ever had chicken pox: yea -.-

Sore throat: truckloads of times

Stitches: nope

Broken nose: nope -.-ll

Do you believe in love at first sight: it depends

Like picnics: see who it is with ba

Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: my bolster. we doing jump dance

Last smile you made: now?

You last yelled at: er, idk
-------------------------
Today did you:

Talk to someone you like: heh. yep

Kissed anyone: secret

Get sick of heat: depends

Miss someone: yea yea.

Eat: yes .

Best feeling in the world: being loved and love

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: well, yea.

What’s under your bed: dust -.-ll

Who do you really hate: hmm, will take very long to type

What time is it now?:4.15pm
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Random:

Is there a person who is on your mind now: yep yep

Do you have any siblings: if dey are counted as

Do you want children: not now

Do you smile often: idk, i guess so

Do you like your hand-writing: idk, quite ok la

Are your toe nails painted: no. -.-ll not like anyone is going to stare at your toes.

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: haha. overseas have to slp other bed wad

What color shirt are you wearing now: white. my sch uniform

What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: i was smsing

I can’t wait till: my birthday arrives!

When did you cry last: idk, but it was silently

Are you a friendly person: counted as, go ask around ba

Do you have any pets: i wish

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: he's online on msn and in my heart and mind

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: er, it wasn't on purpose.

Do you sleep with the TV on?:no. i don't even have a tv in my room

What are you doing right now?: doing this quiz -.0

Have you ever crawled through a window?: when i'm young? idk

Can you handle the truth?: i try to

Are you too forgiving?: er, i think so

Are you closer to your mother or father?: father ba

Who was the last person you cried in front of?: God and my reflection

How many people can you say you’ve really loved?: firstly is God, then it's ... (heh)

Do you eat healthy?: if you count fries and ice cream healthy, i wld think ur crazy. (but not everyday la)

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? : i cried cos i said someth to someone

If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: er, secret

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: moderate

Are you confident?: not rly

5 things I was doing 10 years ago :

1. walking
2. blinking
3. eating
4. breathing
5. business (hahhs)

5 things on my to-do list today :

1. computer
2. homework
3. sleep
4. eat
5. sms

5 snacks I enjoy:

1. chocolate!
2. ice coffee
3. green tea
4. chips?
5. idk

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:

1. shopping.
2. save it in th bank
3. invest
4. give to parents .
5. donate

5 of my bad habits:

1. lazy
2. easily pissed
3. complacent
4. like to sleep
5. like to gossip

5 places I have lived in:

1. my home .
2. overseas hotel
3. my fren's hse
4. church
5. grandma's house .

5 jobs I’ve had:

1. student
2. being a 出气筒
3. babysitter
4. waitress(at home)
5.promoter(for sleeping)

5 people I tag:

1. xinmin
2. melc
3. alvin
4. ashley
5. idk

TWO

Spell your name without an E
Jasmin -.o

When you are home alone do you still close the door when you shower?
wth, yea!

Do you like your life right now?
yep yep.

What was the last item you bought?
cat food <3

Last drink you had?
water

Who was the last person you hugged?
hahhs, my dad

Where are your piercings?
ears

What do you think of gay marriage?
i PROTEST.

What plans do you have for tomorrow?
er, hand up homework and PE(soccer)

What do you hate?
hate birds and bird bird

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?
sofa

Are you texting anyone?
yea

Do you have a best friend?
yep

How are things between you and your friends?
not bad, life goes on

What is your favourite romance movie?
huh?

Do you forgive and forget?
i always do

Would you rather love with a guarantee of a heartbreak or never love at all? love ;D

What is more important, happiness or trust?
both are equally important

What time did you go to bed last night?
9.30

What are you currently doing?
this damn quiz and my blog song

What did you do today?
school-ed, laugh-ed,sms-ed.. i forget le

Do you hate anyone?
i think so

What was the last thing you ate?
maltesers, didn't you ask that before?

What are you listening to?
王子的新衣 - 蕭敬騰

Who does it remind you of?
no one, reminds me of electric guitar

What was the last movie you watched?
er, idk

What CD is in your stereo?
huh?

Has a friendship ended recently that you wish had not?
nope

Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
if i'm getting scolded, loud
if i'm sad, soft

Are you dating the person you texted last?
no, i'm not les

Is it cute when a boy calls you baby?
yep ;D hahhs.

What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
pardner, classmates. ;D

Do you like someone?
heh, i think so

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S?
no, but if you are talking bout Snakes, yea

Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
no.

phew, end of quiz.
so funny when th girl fell, woa
i know i shldn't be laughing, but it's hillarious

slainedY

2008-08-04T19:02:00.003+08:00

today was quite funny.
No, damn funny.
In th morning when mdm oen announce about the NEA thingy
NEA fine us 50 bucks first warning,
Mdm Oen fine us $1! WTH?
Tell you it was like super duper funny luhh.
Practically everyone was like -.-"

English paper was a killer.
Haiz. I think at most i just pass pass le.
Recess is like woa,
the sheep in action.
He so not man lo, hit girls
Go chase after jermine, nigel hug then he don't chase.
Haha!
Toopid him, malay sheep. Haiz.
Talk about him, so moody le.

slainedY

爱你比恨你，更难，我曾试着忘记你，但你对我太好了，
我只希望你不要对我那么好，我很怕会让你失望。
你可以告诉我一个忘记你的方法吗？
以前还爱你，现在还爱你，以后也会爱着你。
直到有一天，我慢慢地把你忘了，爱了另一个人，
别失望，应为你永远会在我心里，住着。

2008-08-01T20:08:00.002+08:00

A. Alvin Chew
1. Do you love this person? huh? -.-" no.
2. Is this person your enemy? nah. how can? hahhs.
3. Would you kiss this person? NO! wth? he's attached. :D

B. Beatrice
1. What do you really think of this person? She's my cousin, so i love her. ❤
2. What’s his/her favorite color?any kind of blue. :D
3. Ever danced with him/her? if i have a chance to, i wld make a fool out of myself

C. Charlotte
1. Do you have a crush on this person? nope. but i love her. ❤
2. Have you ever had a crush on him/her? stop asking. i do not.
3. How old is she/he? saya sama sama. :)

D. Daniel Koh
1. How long have you known him/her? er, ever since he came in to this world?
2. Biggest regret? huh? regret wad? *frantic*
3. Do you hate this person? nah. why? cousins are supposed to ❤ each other.

E. Eliane
1. Have you met his/her parents? No
2. Worst thing about this person? don't have wor.
3. Best thing about this person? well, she's nice. :)

F. Felicia Chan
1. Have you ever dated this person? No!
2. When is the next time you will see him/her?er, 29 august. :)
3. Do you go to school with them ? no. used to. not same sec sch le.

G. Gerald Goh
1. Is he/she a good listener? nah . i don't tel him much
2. Have you ever lied to make this person feel better? nope. i don't lie.
3. Is this person good looking?*clears throat* let me think..

H. Hannah
1. What grade is he/she in? Sec 1
2. Is he/she your friend? yep yep. :)
3. Ever done something illegal with this person? wth. no. -.0"

I.
1. What is this person’s favourite food?
2. How did you meet this person?
3. Do you trust her?

J. Jermine
1. Do they have any siblings? yes. a brother
2. Do you know his/her favourite song? hmm, not sure wor. (ps)
3. What would you do if he/she confessed he/she liked you? huh? how can?

K. Kelvin Chen
1. How old were you when you first met? er 10?
2. How did you meet? Primary School
3. Ever danced with this person? no, please la. i can't dance, neither does he.

L. Lydia
1. What would you do if you had a crush on this person? huh? i think i will die xD
2. Do you like him/her as a friend? nope. i love her. ❤
3. Would you go to Disney World with this person? why not? not i sponsor i go lo. :) jkjk

M. Melissa Choo
1. Is this person older than you? yep.count by months. :D
2. Is this person single? hahhs. she's mine.
3. How many times do you talk to them in a week? not sure. not enough fingers to count

N. Nigel Lim
1. Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend? No way! o.0 i will die.
2. Have you seen this person cry? i wld love to see him cry. haha!
3. Do you know this person’s middle name? Nigel she-male electric cooker Lim

O. Ong Melissa
1. Are you related? in christ, yep!
2. Could you live with this person? erm, i guess so. *shrugs*
3. What school does he/she go to? same as me lo

P. Peter Issac Koh
1. Have you ever been to the mall with this person? er, yea
2. How about a sleepover with them? no thank you. very kind of you to ask. -.0"
3. Does this person have a job? as a student lo

Q.
1. Does this person drink alcohol?
2. Have you seen this person dance?
3. Who does he/she like now?

R. Regine
1. Have you heard this person sing? yep yep! hahhs
2. Do you think this person will repost this? she better. xD
3. When does this person look best? when she kisses a guy. haha!

S. Shi Han
1. Is this person taller than you? nope . i'm taller! :D
2. Do you enjoy spending time with him/her? yea why not? who doesn't?
3. Do they live close to you? same jurong area. cept tt she west,i east. sobs

T. Tan Jun Yi
1. Would you do anything for him/her? No. Pls la. Get a life
2. Have you been to his/her house? No
3. Where do she/he live? in her house? None wad so freaking idea

U. -
1. Is this person in a relationship?
2. When is the last time you saw him/her?
3. What colour hair does this person have?

V.
1. Does she/he have a crush on you?
2. Would you hug this person?
3. Is this person your friend?

W. Wanqi
1. Is this person loud or quiet? she's nice. :)
2. Describe this person: sweet!
3. What colour eyes does this person have? er, i nvr look into her eyes before

X. Xinmin
1. Why are you friends with him/her? i am wor? orhh, duno?
2. Have you ever gone anywhere with them?go to school lo.
3. What is one thing you would change about she/he? her lesbian disease

Y. Yimin
1. Does this person wear make-up? wad? i don't stalk so ya. i duno
2. Does this person play any instruments? hahs. no idea
3. What is their favourite sport? table tennis. hahhs. i duno

Z. Zoe
1. Does this person have MSN? Yep yep
2. Have you ever go out with this person? for a shopping spree, why not?
3. When will you see this person next? hmm, every sundays.

2008-08-01T19:27:00.001+08:00

argh! today is the first day of ghost festival.. scary...
i must get to sleep somehow..

2008-08-01T16:12:00.002+08:00

hello hello. Now in melo's house enjoying th comfortable air con. Hee. :D Jermine came along too. :D Good to see that they are finally talking to each other now. Guess i very good at social psychology. :D which simplified as (cheering ppl up) I very good at that ok!! Hahhs. Self- praise again. -.-"

Today was erm, let me try and rmbr, ah! Ms chen told us a super duper funny joke today. Okay, here it goes :

Ms Chen:///
(okay wait, melo told me someth cute. katamari de. looks cute and FACSINATING. hahhs)
--------
continued:
Ms chen: got one teacher ask me
"eh, you this wed after school have anything on?"
Ms chen: "no, why?"
"you have STD?"
( wth? std? sexually transmitted disease?)
Ms chen: huh? STD?
" eh eh, sorry i meant stP"
Ms chen: oh oh.. (den i duno wad le)
-- End of story--

Conclusion: okay. so if that guy wants to know if ms chen is free on that day and if she has STD a not, i can onl say,that guy wants to know if ms chen can come to his house to do that one. BUt if she has STD, forget it. Hhahhs. makes total sense right? I know la, i horny la ok?

Wth, yanran don't know what is horny sia. -.-" after much explaination in th bus, which almost took half of my lifespan away, i decided to give up. Haiz. Horny also don't know. Too pure le ba. Lame jokes she's queen. But comes to horny, (not i queen horh), she is can't make it de la.

Haiz, i'm uber jealous of MELo's crumpler. Now still using her laptop to type. :) hahhs.Well yea, i must and have to get a crumpler for my brithday this year! I must I must I must! :D

KFC lunch was great. hhahs. MELo bought variety value meal, me bought wow shrooms burger and Jermine bought cheese fries. i ate the remaining cheese fries from MELo"s leftover. Me the scavenger. Yay me!. Quite a lot, so yea, i do not intend to take dinner. even if i did, i would surely eat very little. Not too good to eat too much throughout the night, yea? Unless you nocturnal de la, move around like a hyper active monkey. Can't sit still de. lol.

Last but not least, i want a crumpler. NOW! :D and i love melo's house. :D

slained

2008-07-31T15:10:00.002+08:00

I feel quite bad now.

I won't say why.

But is being friends with someone who mixes with "bad company" wrong?

Can someone please tell me?

I'm quite helpless now.

I'm trying to forget about it.

Too tired to think of anything alr.

It's no one's fault, but it's fine if you put it on me.

All i can say now is
Sorry
Sorry

Sorry
Even though no amount of sorries can make you feel better.

---------------------------------------------------------

School was sleepy. I forgot what happen alr. Ugh. But ginger was quite nice today, cept she asked MELo to copy chapter twice. Poor pardner.

Hahhs, Jermine contracted my sleeping disease le. Srry! Today, Jerrold super horny lo. Go video bout him doing don't know what la. Hahhs.

Oh, later having dinner at IMM. Cos mom ytd was chatting very very long on th phone. Complaining and complaining. So she did not exactly have good night's rest. So ask her to cook also surely food not nice de, let her rest lo. I think i shall off my phone until tmr. I don't feel like recieving any messages from both of them.

Till then,
slained Y

2008-07-30T15:30:00.002+08:00

hello. i'm so bored so i came past blogger to post.
Well, ytd i went for table tennis. Fun is fun, but phew! it was tiring picking up balls(don't think otherwise). Sit ups and push ups are okay. I don't know why hand so funny de. Can twist twist. Hahhs

Haiz. Today so sleepy. English class, mrs lim keep calling my name. Put down my head, she call. I alr famous enough le lo. I'm officially sleepy and tired. I now annouce that i have sleeping disease. lol. -.-"

guess thats all today. cept for nigel's semen(which in actual fact is glen's white glue.. -.o")

slainedY
zzzzz

2008-07-28T16:07:00.006+08:00

Hello ;D fine day it is. not to mention a horny and thirsty one too. hahhs.

Well to start of, Mdm Oen announced that this wedneday we would report late for school, but no holiday, grr. need six months advance for MOE to approve of it. grr.

Haiz, maths was first. nice nice. chinese came along. zzz sleepy >< . PW came next, haiz. forget ot do powerpoint. Science yea, went to AVA room, and i apparently did not ace my sexual reproduction test. 24.5/50. grr, must get back that one mark. English was terrifying, Mrs Lim was very very pissed during our presentation. I swore we could do even better than that. Haiz. She was very freaking angry like hell.

I have nothing much to say. Just hope things broken, will be mended, quick. ;)

slained Y

2008-07-27T22:23:00.000+08:00

WOOTS! WE WON THE RECORD CHALLENGE!
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES. :D

Ms chen, Mdm oen, Mr gohvind. Try spotting them. ;D

random pictures. --

woots! sexy legs frm sexy eggman! This is first time he never tuck in wor. A different image. But still not to forget those sexy and obscene legs. lol

woots (again), Mr ng! Waliseh, nice handbag. Great pose too! After your teaching career, you might want to look up any modeling agency. :D ad for braces. smile!

Hahh! The chicken frm bukit panjang govt high. Kampong chicken! haha. Our prefects are dancing th chicken dance. lol

hahhs. not fat still want to act fat. sumo horh. haiz. so obscene, only wear briefs. got pri 1 boy boy leh, girl girl also. haiz. be more considerate la, bukit panjang!

Ah! Pornsak! Haiz, he's so cute. I still can't get over the fact that he's thai. His english and chinese is much better than mine. Grr. He interviewed th toopid chicken. Ah bish!

o.0 why do i see a walking brocoli? oh, so it's bukit panjang again. stealing th limelight. need sandwich wor? ah bish bish

o.0! Gohvind walking alongside junyi, who walks very slow indeed. ah gong ma, so ah gons pace luhh, chen gong gong! jiayou!

oh! a hole in th sky. Melo says: oo. the sky is falling. Hahhs. where's chicken little? Ugh, forget it, get th kampong chicken to act la.

2008-07-26T20:43:00.002+08:00

haiz. why are things turning out this way. after a misunderstanding, or maybe more than that.

thanks for trying to cheer up, i glad my lameness is handy
thanks for not slashing, cos it slashes my heart
thanks for sharing both your problems with me, i feel very honoured to be your friend
thanks for trying to forgive one another, it's losing one for you guys, but two for me
thanks for using my tissues, i had too many of them

lastly, i sincerely truthfully hope everything's back to normal.

don't feel tired of life. life still goes on. remember that ur not alone, cos i'll promise to walk along with you.

don't cry in your heart, cry it out, cos my shoulder although not that broad, enough for you to cry and rest on the. no worries.

cheer up, my frens. ;D both of you.

2008-07-26T09:10:00.003+08:00

nice day to start with happy tree fwens eh?
oh yea,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLOTTE
loves, ;D take care!
left a tag for you, sorry bout ytd. :P

hi and bye. i still will try to forget you even when my heart's with you.

2008-07-25T21:58:00.002+08:00

QUIZ !
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. You're up!! Its not as easy as you think!!!

What is your name? Jasmine
A four letter word : Joke
Name a vehicle : Jaguar!
Name a city: Jakarta
A boys name : Jimmy?
A girls name : Jermine (hahhs)
Name a celebrity : Jay Chou? (bleh xD)
Name a food item: Jelly
A reason for being late: Jumping rope last night?
Something you shout: Jeepers!
Something you wear: Jacket

i'm bored. 3 post in a day is woa.

2008-07-25T15:24:00.005+08:00

Lit test today killed me.. BIG TIME.
i'm so sad.
take my life ba. (as if)

mum came back with a pretty balloon sculpture. wow. wow. wow. <3

Presenting to you, the idiot of the day..

2008-07-25T14:35:00.005+08:00

Me. Yep. You didn't see wrongly and your eyes are 100% not playing a fool with you. It's yours truly, me. (I sense some real idiots laughing their heads off)

Why i said that, me, th 大白痴. I seldom say that. But i think i am today. I was walking with Jermine to the bus stop. Boy! The weather was sure freezing today. Skirts are of no use to keep you warm. Lucky upper sec boys. Yeah well, now i'm all wrapped up in my blanket, typing and eating KFC at th same. How i got it? Read on.

Then, yea, saw Alvin and th bus stop.. blah blah. Ate werther's to warm up little. Jermine took her bus. blah blah. I missed 187, actually not missed. I actually FORGOT that i can take 187. Hell yea. So i took 334. Haiz. It took a whole toopid long loop ok? Even though i read on th board that said "loop round.(duno wad st)".

Sit until so sleepy, found out that i left 50 cents in ez-link! I was supposed to make my way down to fairfield, obviously i didn't. If not, how can i be sitting down here, wrapped up like a prawn typing?! So yeah, i called Charlotte, told her that i am unable to make it. Apologised a very truthful and sincere sorry, and bye.

Haiz, so i had nth to do now. My stomach was calling for food. So i went to JEC to buy my lunch. Walk walk to KFC, (what i'm eating now), walk walk back to interchange. Then it was home sweet home. Haiz. Too toopid and cold to think.

Yeah, the reason why i'm such a idiot today is the weather. Guess the cold got th worse out of me. Haiz. -.-" But KFC is enough to warm me up. And yeah,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REGINE!

will buy lolly for you. ask peter to buy also, so you can eat until u have no teeth left. haha!

slainedY

ps. WANTED is nice nice nice!

Me toe and ME thumb.

Perfect together.

-.-" lol

2008-07-24T15:14:00.005+08:00

hello. sorry for not posting. busy ma. I seldom say that, i know. Science center trip was not bad, haiz. i missed a free trip around science center. Going around, exploring the center is lonely, and not to mention, COLD!

Today i had another round of stomach flu. Haiz, dad told me to see a doctor. Sokay, won't die de. As long as i don't, this would never happen. Making excuses. Yep yep, despite th discomfort, i managed to finish an passed my 2.4. Miracle eh?

Hmm, today i so kind luhh. I help this guuy who only hads one leg, and has to use th other to push his wheelchair. Hahhs. I should get someth for helping ok?? So i helped him push th wheelchair to block 491. (and i surely nvr go up la!) MELc hellp me take wallet. Hahhs. SO fun to push th wheelchair. Haha.

I was just looking at the reocord challenge the cans the pictures. Woah, not bad wor, fuhua. Broken the world record. :D Hey, i spotted the flyer! I cut one horh! :D

Haiz, nothing much to say. Just a huge load off my chest (please don't think horny). I thought i could sleep well, but then i don't why, i was thinking bout Mr Lim's story, scared me out of my wits, then i woke up, i don't know what itme, 3 or 4 in the morning, and now i'm terrified of ghost. Haiz. First it was bird, and it still is. Now ghost. Ugh!

Okay, i off to watch WANTED le. Hehhe. :D Don't be jealous, angelina jolie, she.. hahhs! I never nose bleed horh!

Tomorrow is celebration of charlotte's birthday. Imiss her soo much! Can't wait!. (i'm not les.)
-.-"

SlainedY

2008-07-21T15:05:00.004+08:00

hellos. yep yep. today is raining chickens and ducks. Cats and dogs can't die so fast okay! Chicken and duck die at least we have chicken and duck rice to eat. Agreed? -.-" that's lame.

Today i almost injured my neck, i call Mrs lim to tell her that, she practically ignored me! ><'' Well, it started when it was raining like idk what. It was supposed to be 1pm but i looked as if time past faster, like 5pm de. So, suddenly the class have this flash of light. Melvin said" eh? how come have flash?" My sentiments exactly. So yeah, then a loud and painful thunder came trailing behind. I was shrugging my shoulders, idk how to demo now la. So its like my neck jerked, hard! It was like ow ow ow. (not werewolf kind ok?)

Wait wait, i show you how catman looks like kae? With colours de horh! Not black and white de.
... nah.

cute right?>< well, i think i use pencil drawer nicer. Mouse very hard to control, if only have MELo the pen. so nice luhh. :D

slainedYcatman.

2008-07-20T18:30:00.002+08:00

Church was fun today. My beloved cell leader,ROWE, came back from LA. With quite an unexpected surprise. Her weird hairdo! Hahhs, look like native american, as said by many. Aw, doesn't she look cute? -.-" i was just kidding. Well, i'm just glad to have her back. I miss her loads! <3

This is a candid shot la. During cell, i rly don't know what sheng wei was trying to do. Thought is was very funny indeed. I need a caption! Quick!~

Well yea, yet another candid. Haiz, Jimmy looked pretty odd when he did this. Hahhs, in actual fact, he was trying to balance his guitar and talk to Rowe.

I have this song in my head, that goes. "Ra ta ta tum."

So after cell, i went to have again, boredway(broadway) lunch, it's a wonder i'm not tired eating the food there. Haiz, things i do for th comfort of air con. The weather is practically killing me, i was in jeans today, so yea. What do you expect?

So on th way to boredway, someone died, (it was a wake la), then it was quite scary. Regine was like pulling me, and not to mention, running at the same time. So i was quite afraid to see that, so i ran along too.

Sheesh, then later regine says she has to buy a bar of choc for peter. hahhs. I was eating, watching "Definitely Maybe" and smsing at th same time. Regine was like " if you want to watch, don't sms." So i had to give in. Hahhs. Her birthday is coming up soon. But so it's charlotte's! Oh, imy soo much! and sarah too!

2008-07-18T14:15:00.006+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELO!

You're 13 today!~

yep. today is melo's birthday. obviously. hahhs. hope she dun scold me for posting her picture here. sheesh. some more this one is old hairstyle. gee.

here's some pictures:

This is the card i gave melo. Cute right? Hphm, i took quite a while to choose th nicest and cutest okay.. Even though all is cute cute de! :D Tatty so cute!

The envelope before was very nice ok, plain silver. This is how it looks like after permanent marker disfiguration. Haiz. Such a nice envelope become so.. not nice. BUT its funny! At least it made melo smile! :)

Wow, jealous le wor. Yep, melo's birthday cake. Mango de! Idk who buy de, but i just eat. Hahhs, shld have told me earlier ma, then i no need to waste money on th hello panda. Haiz.

this present so cute luhh. Heart lollipop with a mini hippo climbing up th stick. hahhs

Haiz, after recess like both cher also never come. Ms Chen and Mrs Lim leh. Maths and English! I miss maths la, hahhs. more like i miss the cher. (shh..) Then the class was like super chaotic. No no, not class alr, more like pasar malam, or maybe even nosier.. Pub? hahhs. Cept it's day time and its alcohol free. Hahah, think R liao

Gee, not much homework. Poor junyi, today i also emo-ed. Now also quite moody, lucky got someone also emo and moody. I pity Junyi, chinese cher say him until so bad, mother angry liao. Happy? Poor dude. I hate my class. :X so noisy!

slainedYcatman.